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The World’s First Feminist Programming Language

19th December 2013

Read it.

C+= (pronounced either C-plus-Equality, or See Equality) is a feminist programming language, created to smash the toxic Patriarchy that is inherent in and that permeates all current computer programming languages.

The chief personality defect of ‘progressives’ is that they carry politics into everything they do.

2 Responses to “The World’s First Feminist Programming Language”

  1. lowly Says:

    I don’t think that is what you think it is. Damn funny ‘though.

  2. Isobel Riel Says:

    This person came first, and was being completely serious, though her nonsensical gibberish is a complete joke (as pointed out by a female programmer in the comments):

    http://www.hastac.org/blogs/ari-schlesinger/2013/11/26/feminism-and-programming-languages

    The response of some admittedly juvenile pranksters, who were tired of this nonsense being taken seriously by the Cathedral, was to create exactly what the feminists claimed to want.

    http://feministsoftwarefoundation.org/

    The response of the feminists was to investigate as to these pranksters’ real identities, publish blacklists so that no right-thinking employer would ever hire them again, and to harass three different hosting repositories into deleting the project (although the last, Google, may have deleted it due to free license conflicts).

    Belatedly, the feminists appear to be realizing that public exposure on this might not necessarily be to their advantage. The pranksters, meanwhile, continue to revel in there being no such thing as bad publicity. The more attention is called to this little scenario, the more people see the nonsense for what it is: A group of people who absolutely cannot stand being made fun of, cannot stand not being taken seriously, and cannot tolerate the existence and free expression of those who dare state the obvious, that the would-be emperor is as naked as the day is long.