The Fist Bump Manifesto
24th November 2013
Bumping fists has a negative bro-stigma, but it’s better than shaking hands—in that it transmits significantly fewer bacteria. At a time of global concern that our antibiotics are becoming obsolete, new research shows how fist bumping could save lives.
This is from The Atlantic, a Real National Magazine. They actually pay people to write about this stuff.
I regard someone holding a fist out at me as an unsolicited act of aggression, and reserve the right to respond accordingly.