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Feds Analyze Problem of Shattered Baseball Bats at MLB Games

14th July 2013

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“This innovative research by the U.S. Forest Service will make baseball games safer for players and fans across the nation,” Vilsack said in a statement. “The U.S. Forest Products Laboratory has once again demonstrated that we can improve uses for wood products across our nation in practical ways – making advancements that can improve quality of life and grow our economy.”

And another serious national crisis is averted due to our friends in government.

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