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Why You Ought to Wear a Bow Tie

29th January 2013

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In many situations, the standard tie has become de rigueur, and so commonplace that it is generally only noticeable in its absence. This is not something that can be said of the bow tie.

Why, to remind everyone that you’re a pretentious dork, of course. Much as a tattoo reminds people that in your heart of hearts you’re an Underclass narcissist.

2 Responses to “Why You Ought to Wear a Bow Tie”

  1. RealRick Says:

    I think it was Dr. Seuss who said he wore a bow tie because it was harder to spill food on.

  2. Tim of Angle Says:

    And of course Dr Seuss was totally normal.