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Wrangler Introduces Moisturizing Jeans

21st January 2013

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The skinny-style jeans have been treated with hydrating oils and butters such as apricot kernel oil, passion fruit oil, rosehip oil and shea butter in an aim to battle cellulite, according to British Vogue. They will go on sale in three different “finishes” — Aloe Vera, Olive Extract and Smooth Legs — on Asos.com on Jan. 28 for £85 (about U.S. $136). A spokesperson for the company was unable to confirm that the jeans would go on sale in any U.S. stores, although Asos does ship to the U.S.

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