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Who Cares About Lance Armstrong?

19th January 2013

Not me.

3 Responses to “Who Cares About Lance Armstrong?”

  1. Sis Says:

    I think men who require their wives to undergo artificial insemination in order to bear their children, and then divorce them, should pay triple damages. If a man is going to require that kind of commitment then he should have it himself.

  2. Tim of Angle Says:

    Can’t argue that, although I think “beat the snot out of him” out to be included somewhere.

  3. Sis Says:

    I read that the head of USADA wants to strip Armstrong of every penny he’s ever won. I question the virtue of doing this, as it would unfairly deprive Armstrong’s dependents of their livelihoods. The USADA, a quasi-governmental organization seems pretty corrupt itself, but that’s another matter. Hypothetically which do you think might make the greater impression on him, a good thumping or taking his winnings? For purposes of discussion I’d like to exclude doing both.