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Texas Leads Nation in Welcoming New Residents

21st December 2012

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Texas led the nation by saying howdy to more than 400,000 new residents in a year, continuing a boom that has seen the Lone Star State add more than 5 million people in just over a decade, according to population estimates released Thursday by the Census Bureau.

4 Responses to “Texas Leads Nation in Welcoming New Residents”

  1. Dennis Nagle Says:

    Do they give out free silly hats and shiny belt buckles at the Welcome desk?

  2. ErisGuy Says:

    “Do they give out free silly hats and shiny belt buckles at the Welcome desk?”

    Absolutely: party on, dudes! Gotta know who your friends are.

  3. RealRick Says:

    One thing holding us back from secession is the big wall we’ll need to build on the north side of the country.

  4. Tim of Angle Says:

    Only for people from Michigan. We want to make it a gradual transition from socialist slave to free Texan.