6th November 2012
Get out the vote … so long as they’ll vote correctly.
Somehow a Democrat campaign worker gave his 75-year-old mother the impression that it was OK for her to sign his name on an absentee ballot request form when he wasn’t home. In addition, the Iowa Division of Criminal Investigation was looking into unauthorized absentee ballot paperwork in which someone allegedly requested paperwork for an absentee ballot without the voter’s consent or knowledge:
Imagine that. I’m shocked, shocked I tell you.
Now, Monday evening, we learn that a so-called non-partisan organization was caught shredding Republican voter registrations.
My, what a surprise! Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.
In the vocabulary of modern politics, ‘non-partisan’ (or even better ‘bi-partisan’) means ‘pro-Democrat’, and ‘extremist’ means ‘pro-Republican’. Just in case you didn’t know.