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NBA Star DeShawn Stevenson Installs Cash Machine in His Kitchen

31st May 2012

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For the sports star who has everything there remains one tiresome problem – how do you get hold of your millions without having to leave the house?

Basketball player DeShawn Stevenson has come up with the answer and had a cash machine installed in his own kitchen, next to the toaster.

I suppose a piggy bank would have been too plebeian. (The term ‘cargo cult’ somehow jumps into my mind.) Perhaps the next step is to have a Starbucks installed in the breakfast nook, and a MacDonalds in the dining room.

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