We have seen the future, and it sucks.

What Happens to the Coke in Coca-Cola?

27th February 2012

Read it.

Dick Cheney, funded by George W. Bush, parachutes into your house and rips it out of your hand, pummeling you with the bottle before calling in the Men in Black. (I heard it from a Ron Paul supporter, so you know it has to be true.)

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