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When Liberals Attack

30th August 2011

Scott Adams wakes up and smells the coffee.

Consider Rick Perry. He called Social Security a “Ponzi scheme.” As analogies go, that’s a good one. I believe I have used it myself. It’s a colorful way of saying the math doesn’t work well when the population of retired people greatly increases and the number of workers funding Social Security does not. Literally no one on Earth disagrees with the central point of Perry’s analogy. But I keep seeing Perry’s Ponzi scheme quote reported as if it were some sort of idiot misunderstanding or conspiracy theory or foreshadowing of evil. WTF?

Here’s the deal, Scott: Liberals, regardless of their position on any particular issue, are a bunch of deranged, hypocritical, intellectually dishonest haters. That’s what they do, and they’re very good at it; practice makes perfect.

Consider Mitt Romney’s quote in the context of taxes that corporations are people too. That quote was reported as if Romney is so out of touch with ordinary humans that he doesn’t know the difference between an artificial legal structure and a living person. Only a robot could say such a thing! But of course his point is one that 100% of real humans agree with: Corporate profits flow into the pockets of employees and shareholders. I remember a time when a gaffe meant you were wrong. But apparently being 100% right isn’t a defense if you’re also a conservative.

Now you understand the dialectic. Welcome to the neighborhood.

One Response to “When Liberals Attack”

  1. Dennis Nagle Says:

    “…deranged, hypocritical, intellectually dishonest haters.”
    Hm. Almost sounds like someone I grew up with…

    We all love you, too. Group hug! Then we’re all going to sing Kumbaya. Hope you like the brownies, they’re my own special recipe.