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Flaming raccoon starts grass fire

30th August 2011

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Well, they do that sometimes.

3 Responses to “Flaming raccoon starts grass fire”

  1. Dennis Nagle Says:

    Now that right there is funny, I con’t care who you are…

  2. RealRick Says:

    One rainy night, a cold, wet ‘coon decided that the main high voltage electrical panel at a gas gathering platform in LA was a good warm place to snuggle up for the night. It was amazing to see the mess that ‘coon made when he exploded. The electricians found no humor in it.

  3. Dennis Nagle Says:

    Kinda like the urban legend of the guy who broke up with his girlfriend and took a case of beer up a high-tension tower to wallow in self-pity.
    When they found his charred body in the morning, they surmised that he did what most folks have to do after drinking for an extended period.
    Urine is a great electrolyte…