DYSPEPSIA GENERATION

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The Dragon Diaries

11th April 2010

Kelly McCullough is one of my Recommended Writers (see there on the right?), for good reason.

I am a pretty gold dragon. I hatched today. Girl was waiting. Told her my name was Henth. Then I ated her.

Met a knight today. He tried to poke me with sharp stick. I didn’t let him. I did not ated him. How do you shuck a knight?

Not sure about ateding mimes. Too much gas later—silent but deadly. On the other claw, it’s one box they’ll never get out of.

Found princess and have set her out front as knight-bait. No more mime-indigestion. Thinking of collecting shields. Sparkly.


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