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Swiss apple is key to Michelle Obama’s youthful looks

30th November 2009

Read it.

According to the US edition of Vogue, the First Lady buys a £215 serum which uses an extract from the stem cells of the Uttwiler Spätlauber apple.

The bitter, blame-America-first racialism is probably not a side effect.

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