28th November 2009
Imagine the distress of a President who has lost the support of twin Playboy Playmates. The ignominy!
Imagine a world in which ‘full-time animal activist’ can be described as a ‘career’ with a straight face.
“He’s got such a big following, he doesn’t realize how big the animal community is so you can image how disappointed everyone is. I know so many Democrats that have gone republican just from that one move and he didn’t keep to his word. My good friend Jana Kohl (Sen. Herb Kohl’s niece) very much campaigned for Obama and brought the whole animal community behind him. She got a photo with him and her pound puppy, so she was very disappointed when he didn’t get one,” Shane continued. “The Democrats have been very discouraging toward a lot of animal issues, I’m starting to open up the eyes of a lot of people, and it’s a money issue. I’ve seen a lot of Democrats let down the animal side because there is a big business and a lot of money to be made on the liberal side of animal extortion.”
Ponder such terms as ‘the animal community’ and ‘the animal side’. (I had always thought that ‘the animal side’ referred to Hulk Hogan and his colleagues.) I have no trouble believing that there is ‘a lot of money to be made on the liberal side of animal extortion’, but I question the value of Democrats who ‘go Republican’ just because Obama didn’t pick a ‘pound puppy’ for the White house.