Johnson’s Grand Unified Theory of Inappropriate Liturgical Clothing
26th November 2009
All ugly, garish, pretentious or otherwise unacceptable liturgical vestments will eventually coalesce into one single and magisterially awful set of vestments. There are unmistakable signs that this process has already begun to happen.
One of which is the accompanying picture. I’ve seen homosexuals in mockumentaries wearing better. You really can’t make this stuff up.