We have seen the future, and it sucks.

Johnson’s Grand Unified Theory of Inappropriate Liturgical Clothing

26th November 2009

Read it.

All ugly, garish, pretentious or otherwise unacceptable liturgical vestments will eventually coalesce into one single and magisterially awful set of vestments. There are unmistakable signs that this process has already begun to happen.

One of which is the accompanying picture. I’ve seen homosexuals in mockumentaries wearing better. You really can’t make this stuff up.

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