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Climate Change News: The Seas Rising and We’re All Gonna Die

9th February 2018

Tuvalu is growing, not shrinking, new research shows

Sinking island nation of Tuvalu is actually growing

‘Sinking’ Pacific nation Tuvalu is actually getting bigger, new research reveals

Pacific nation Tuvalu has grown by 73 hectares over 40 years

Pacific islands ‘growing not shrinking’ due to climate change

 

And, for the cognitive dissonant True Believers:

Small atoll islands may grow, not sink, as sea levels rise

Uh, yeah — as sea levels rise, small islands grow rather than shrink. I see.

2 Responses to “Climate Change News: The Seas Rising and We’re All Gonna Die”

  1. Thomas Says:

    It’s the Hank Johnson effect: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7XXVLKWd3Q

  2. Tim of Angle Says:

    I’d like to think that his constituents are brighter than he is, although the available evidence suggests otherwise.

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