DYSPEPSIA GENERATION

We have seen the future, and it sucks.

Colgate Smart Electric Toothbrush

10th January 2018

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With the new Colgate Smart Electric Toothbrush E1, it is able to offer real-time feedback so that brushing habits can be improved. Another unseen benefit would be the prevention of problems before they even have the chance to begin. Specially designed with the help of dentists, this brush will boast of real-time sensors and artificial intelligence algorithms that allow it to detect brushing effectiveness across 16 zones of the mouth. It will rely on Bluetooth connectivity and sonic vibrating technology to hook up to a smartphone or tablet, and will arrive with an asking price of $99.95 apiece.

We have the technology … I suppose. Not sure I want something that smart in my mouth.

3 Responses to “Colgate Smart Electric Toothbrush”

  1. debby witt Says:

    This ‘smart condom’ will give insights into your sex life that you probably didn’t want. https://www.independent.ie/world-news/and-finally/this-smart-condom-will-give-insights-into-your-sex-life-you-probably-didnt-want-36364568.html?mc_cid=2d645eb222&mc_eid=ba8edf1c0d

  2. Tim of Angle Says:

    Now you’re scaring me….

  3. ErisGuy Says:

    Not sure I want something that smart in my mouth.

    Proof you are not a woman.

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