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A Lot of People Are Getting Injured While Shaving Their Pubic Hair

17th August 2017

Read it.

Perhaps they ought to consider, you know, not doing that.

Like tattoos and piercings, this strikes me as a sure-fire indicator of dorkitude.

6 Responses to “A Lot of People Are Getting Injured While Shaving Their Pubic Hair”

  1. lowly Says:

    What we need is a campaign to make straight razors cool.

  2. Tim of Angle Says:

    Straight razors have always been cool. They are not, unfortunately, fool-proof, and there are many fools in this world.

  3. lowly Says:

    And that’s why we need more fools using straight razors.

  4. Carter Duchesney Says:

    “At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it’s breathtaking, I suggest you try it.”

    Dr. Evil

  5. Tim of Angle Says:

    I’m in.

  6. Tim of Angle Says:

    The thought of somebody within three feet of my scrotum with a razor is sufficiently breathtaking that I feel absolutely no need to actually do it.