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News from the world of medicine

17th August 2017

Bluebird of Bitterness brings you the news.

As a public service for readers hoping to avoid heart disease, here is the most up-to-date information available on diet and heart health:

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

In other words, eat and drink whatever you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

One Response to “News from the world of medicine”

  1. bluebird of bitterness Says:

    🙂