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What If You Could Brush Your Teeth in 10 Seconds Through the Power of Crowdfunding?

5th July 2017

Read it.

There are a small set of facts here, but they have profound implications for how we live our lives.

  1. There’s a new Kickstarter project called Amabrush.
  2. It’s shaped like a mouthguard, and it brushes your teeth all at once in 10 seconds.
  3. A removable handle makes the whole setup look like an adult pacifier. It’s what vibrates the “brush” mouthpiece and dispenses the toothpaste.
  4. The handle uses proprietary toothpaste capsules.

Notice what’s missing? That’s right, there’s no app. How am I supposed to set up an IFTTT recipe to tweet @ my mom every time I brush?

Does it do flossing? I have to pacify the dentist.

One Response to “What If You Could Brush Your Teeth in 10 Seconds Through the Power of Crowdfunding?”

  1. RealRick Says:

    Dentist: How often do you floss?
    Me: Do you want me to lie?

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