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Bacteria Are Eating Most of the 2010 BP Oil Spill

27th June 2017

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Oil-eating microbes ate most of the oil BP spilled into the Gulf of Mexico in 2010, according to new research by scientists with the Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory.

The study discovered and sequenced the DNA of a new type of natural oil-eating bacteria. Knowing how oil-eating bacteria behave will help prevent future oil spills from doing as much damage to the environmental as the BP spill.

So all of the OMG WE’RE DOOMED people are, as usual, full of shit.

One Response to “Bacteria Are Eating Most of the 2010 BP Oil Spill”

  1. Elganned Says:

    “So all of the OMG WE’RE DOOMED people are, as usual, full of shit.”
    Until someone accidentally releases the bacteria into the environment, after which solar and wind will be much more affordable options.
    And good-bye petroleum based plastics. But that might be a Good Thing…