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15 Sharks Spotted by OC Sheriff’s Helicopter Near Beachgoers

12th May 2017

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A video shot from an Orange County Sheriff’s Department helicopter gives an overhead view of great white sharks hanging around near shore in Capistrano Beach as officers warn paddleboarders and swimmers near the surfline.

“You are paddleboarding next to approximately 15 great white sharks,” Deputy Brian Stockbridge said in the video shot at 1:53 p.m. Wednesday, May 10, above the Dana Point beach. “They are advising you exit the water in a calm manner. The sharks are as close as the surfline.”

Easy for them to say.

Perhaps the sharks heard about all the furor about White Privilege in California and decided to come and get some.

One Response to “15 Sharks Spotted by OC Sheriff’s Helicopter Near Beachgoers”

  1. Elganned Says:

    Maybe the sharks learned that Obama wiretapped their ocean and came to investigate.