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Parents Can Now Turn Unwanted Children Into Jewelry

4th May 2017

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Parents who no longer wish to store their youngest children in freezers may now destroy them and have them made into jewelry thanks to Baby Bee Hummingbirds, an Australian keepsake company that recently began advertising its “Embryo Ashes” product.

In an April 30 post on social media, the company declared, “We are absolute experts & true original leaders in Embryo Ashes • DNA Jewelry.” The company also creates jewelry keepsakes from breastmilk, hair from a baby’s first hair cut, first tooth, umbilical cord stump, and placenta.

2 Responses to “Parents Can Now Turn Unwanted Children Into Jewelry”

  1. RealRick Says:

    I threw up a little just reading the exerpt.

  2. Elganned Says:

    Where there’s a demand, there’s an entrepreneur waiting to supply it.
    All hail the Invisible Hand.