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South African Hunter ‘Eaten by Crocodiles’ in Zimbabwe

19th April 2017

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Crocodiles are thought to have eaten a South African hunter after human remains were found inside two animals.

Scott van Zyl disappeared last week after he went on a hunting safari in Zimbabwe.

Accompanied by a pack of dogs and a Zimbabwean tracker, the professional hunter who organises trips for foreign clients is thought to have been eaten by crocodiles on the bank of the Limpopo River.

Let that be a lesson to us all.

One Response to “South African Hunter ‘Eaten by Crocodiles’ in Zimbabwe”

  1. Elganned Says:

    The question immediately arises: What happened to the dogs and the tracker?

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