We have seen the future, and it sucks.

Those Home Delivery Meal-Services Even Provide Liquefied Quail

12th March 2017


To save my family from my predictable pedestrian cooking, I signed up for one of those services that gives you a box of stuff once a week. If you’re used to using the smoke detector as a timer, it’s a new level of cookery. The accompanying directions have stories, of course.

I’d use one myself, but they appear oriented toward the hipster-foodie demographic, which gives me a rash.

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