DYSPEPSIA GENERATION

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Inside the Weirdly Calming World of Farming and Truck Simulators

2nd December 2016

Read it.

Gotta retrain those rednecks who voted for Trump somehow.

Harvesting takes me an hour. That’s an hour in which I drive at little more than walking pace from one end of a field to the other and back again 20 or 30 times. It’s not the most fun I’ve had in a video game, but then I do need the money.

Farming Simulator 17, released on 25 October, is the latest game in a series made by Giants Software in Schlieren, Switzerland. Players start out with little land and few machines and must plant, tend and harvest crops – or raise livestock – to earn money to buy more land and more machines.

Prediction: No Democrat will ever play this game.

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