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Trudeau Tour Sells Out

12th July 2016

Kathy Shaidle doesn’t like Justin Trudeau very much.

We rightly bitch about Obama’s two-term international “apology tour,” but what to call Canadian PM Justin Trudeau’s compulsive peregrinations? The “frivolity tour,” perhaps?

Sure, conservatives can lamely joke that as long as PM Zoolander’s not in Parliament, he can do less harm. (Just ask the female MP he elbowed in the tits.) But is even that true? Every time he attracts media attention abroad, Trudeau accidentally advertises Canada’s sheer stupidity for voting for him.

Not all of us, obviously, but it’s hard to explain to Americans how a dude who won less than 40 percent of the popular vote gets to form something call a “majority” government. And you guys aren’t helping, by the way: handing True-dope fake awards, inviting him to all the global one-percenter confabs, and going gaga every time he shows his stupid face.

One Response to “Trudeau Tour Sells Out”

  1. Cam Says:

    Thank you for posting Kathy’s page, as a Canadian, it’s embarrassing the fawning coverage JT is getting, at home and abroad.