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Generate Your Next Job Title, University Addition

20th May 2016

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Is a career as an assistant liaison to athletic maintenance to the task force on employee partnerships in your future? Or how about as an associate provost for the deputy provost for facilities climate for the subcommittee for investor partnerships? It pays well — $393,369 a year.

Those are some of the job titles produced by the University Title Generator, a website that pokes fun at administrative bloat at colleges and the creative job titles it has spawned (and, perhaps on a less amusing note, the hefty salaries that come with some of those titles).

“Damning indictment of the corporatization of higher education, or career finder?” the website’s description reads. “You decide!”

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