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Mysterious Cargo Aboard Iranian Ship Seized by Pirates Raises WMD Concerns

30th September 2008

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Some local officials suspect that instead of finding riches, the pirates encountered deadly chemical agents aboard the Iranian vessel.

My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

Chemical experts say the reports sound inconsistent with chemical poisoning, but may reflect the effects of exposure to radiation.

I’m shocked, I tell you, shocked.

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