World’s Oldest Person Scoffs Daily Ration of Bacon
9th October 2015
The world’s oldest person is living proof of the awesome power of bacon, having achieved supercentenarian status on a daily dose of sliced pork goodness.
Susannah Mushatt Jones, 116, reportedly tucks into a few breakfast rashers every day along with scrambled eggs and grits. Speaking at Jones’s Brooklyn apartment, the Alabama native’s niece, Lois Judge, insisted the old girl would “eat bacon all day long” given the chance.
According to USA Today, a sign in her kitchen reads: “Bacon makes everything better”.