The 2016 Chevy Malibu Is Every Teen’s Worst Nightmare
21st September 2015
Distracted, inexperienced, and reckless, it’s no secret that teens make terrible drivers: the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration says vehicle crashes are the leading cause of death of 16- to 20-year-olds.
Think of it as evolution in action. Cull them from the gene pool before they breed (although these days that’s a close-run thing….).
For generations, training teens to be safer drivers has been based on scare tactics: gory screenings of Red Asphalt and clunky drunk glasses to emulate the challenges of inebriated driving. But recently, automakers have begun taking a different approach: letting parents and onboard systems have greater control over how their teens drive.
Good training for Loving Big Brother in a future Democrite-controlled world.