DYSPEPSIA GENERATION

We have seen the future, and it sucks.

You Can Only Buy This New Pepsi in One Place

12th October 2014

Read it.

If, of course, that’s what you want to do.

Pepsi is embracing stevia-leaf extract with a new soda called True, but you won’t find it at your local grocery store. Curious beverage fans will have to buy it on Amazon.

Speaking as an Amazon shareholder, I welcome our new artificially-sweetened masters….

Seriously, I hope that this product is different from all the other reduced-sugar products I’ve tried over the years. Pepsi is one of my few culinary indulgences, and in order to keep from looking like a beach ball I have to restrict the amount I drink in a day quite rigidly. It doesn’t help that most ‘diet’ alternatives taste like something that they ought to be paying you to drink, not the other way ’round.

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