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Archive for June, 2009

Moth returns from black to white as Britain’s polluted skies change colour

19th June 2009

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The Peppered moth, which changed its colour from white to black in areas of Britain with heavy pollution, is now reverting back to its original appearance.

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‘Gangsta gene’ identified in US teens

19th June 2009

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And once they discover that it’s heavily correlated with ethnicity the information will be buried and never be seen again.

Remember, you heard it here first.

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Scuffles as extremist Muslim group orders men and women to be segregated at public meeting

19th June 2009

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Reminder for the dimwitted: Islam is an oppressive totalitarian ideology with which no co-existence is possible.

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The NEA’s Latest Trick: Trying to deny military families.

19th June 2009

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“The DC voucher pilot program, which is set to expire this year, has been a failure,” the NEA’s letter fibs. “Over its five year span, the pilot program has yielded no evidence of positive impact on student achievement.”

That must be news to the voucher students who are reading almost a half-grade level ahead of their peers. Or to the study’s earliest participants, who are 19 months ahead after three years. Parents were also more satisfied with their children’s schools and more confident about their safety. Those were among the findings of the Department of Education’s own Institute of Education Sciences, which used rigorous standards to measure statistically significant improvement.

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Dissecting the Kennedy Health Bill

19th June 2009

Congresswoman Betsy McCaughey is on the case.

No, you won’t be able to keep your insurance if you like it.

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Ancient lake found on Mars

18th June 2009

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Muslim Countries Lead in Human Trafficking

18th June 2009

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Muslim countries in the Middle East and north-central Africa lead the world in human trafficking, according to a new U.S. State Department report.

See also Bernard Lewis. Race and Slavery in the Middle East.

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Father told he needs £350 insurance for son to do work experience at home

18th June 2009

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They’re from the government, and they’re there to help.

  1. Thank God you don’t live in Britain.
  2. Without eternal vigilance, it could happen here. Probably in California.

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The Heart Attack Grill in Chandler, Arizona

18th June 2009

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Insider’s explanation of racial quotas at Naval Academy

18th June 2009

Steve Sailer has the goods.

Perhaps the higher-ups forgot to clue him into the secret Fingers-Crossed Clause in the Constitution about how that all equal protection of the laws stuff doesn’t apply in the case of Diversity.

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Mother’s Fight Against Junk Food Puts a School on Edge

18th June 2009

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Never was a woman more appropriately named.

It’s people like this who cause unrest. Large urban areas attract such people. Stay away from them.

Timothy Burke has the perfect comment:

On one hand, she seems perfectly aware that most of the other parents at the schools her kids have been at don’t like her much, nor do the school administrators. On the other hand, she seems so serenely unperturbed by the existence of other people with other views than her own, or by a little thing we academics like to call “culture”, who knows?

But if you want to be an aggravating irritant to the lives of every other adult trying to raise or teach a kid in your community, you’d better be damn sure the cause justifies it. If you’re Atticus Finch, green light, go for it. If you’re the scourge of the snacks, and brook no dissent? You might want to worry more about the epidemic spread of “lack of proportionality and self-awareness” before you worry about the epidemic of obesity.

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Fossil Catches Dinosaur Red-Handed, Evolving Into Bird

18th June 2009

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Winemaker crushed to death by 200 wine bottles

17th June 2009

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

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Falcon nest in Greenland is 2,500-years-old

17th June 2009

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Eco-warrior evicted from cave dwelling without fire exit

17th June 2009

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Hilaire Purbrick, 45, has inhabited the seven-foot cave he dug on his plot and dined off the land for the past 16 years.

But after having the dwelling checked by the fire brigade, Brighton and Hove City Council decided it did not have enough exits and sought an injunction banning him from entering it.

I swear, it must be something in the water.

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Yenta Goes Viral

17th June 2009

The Hog confronts the information revolution.

I have a Facebook account; don’t ask me why. I log in about once a month. Facebook has weird features called “apps” that help people annoy each other. One is called “Speed Date.” I do not understand how it works, but somehow I got signed up for it, and it likes to send me possible matches in the Miami area.

You can probably imagine how eager I am to make use of this information. If there is anything worse than an unsuitable woman you choose for yourself because you have no judgment, it’s an unsuitable woman a computer chooses for you, based on variables chosen at random, by the kind of well-adjusted males who work in the IT industry.

It’s nice to sort of get to know people online, but the truth is, I don’t care what movies you like or whether your imaginary zombie can beat up my imaginary zombie. And I find it a little creepy when another man “Superpokes” me.

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The Rise of the Poorgeoisie

17th June 2009

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A great new term, although I think “slobocracy” would be more accurate.

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Climate of hatred: Prominent scientist refused service due to skepticism

17th June 2009

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I am sorry to inform you that after some consideration, I’ve decided not to perform the appraisal service that you’ve requested. Your writing on the subject of global warming is offensive to me personally, and I feel that I would have difficulty being an impartial appraiser of value given my view on the subject.

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The Politics of Controlled Crisis

17th June 2009

Megan McArdle looks at health care reform.

As far as I’m aware, the actual track record of heightened contradictions is pretty poor.  The crisis tends to straggle on far longer than you thought possible, a large number of people suffer, and it turns out that you don’t get the exciting new system you were hoping for, but whatever terrible idea looked most expedient during the crisis.  See Argentina, Nation of.

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Unleash the Dogs of Peace

17th June 2009

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We don’t condone “mercenaries,” sniffs the UN. But a system where the top 10 payers of peacekeeping dues (rich countries like the United States, Japan, Germany, the United Kingdom, etc.) rely on the top 10 troop contributors (poor countries like Pakistan, Bangladesh, India, Jordan, Nepal, Ghana, etc.) to do their dirty work sounds pretty mercenary to me. Countries that provide troops get roughly $1,100 a month per soldier, many times the salary of a Bangladeshi private at home—not that he’d see much of it. Critics worry about accountability of private military companies, since they operate in a murky legal environment. But their forces seem no less accountable than, say, the miscreant UN contingents serving in Congo, and they would certainly be more effective. Some UN relief agencies already rely on military contractors for security. Why not extend that protection to the populations they’re trying to keep alive?

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Fun with Genetics: The Gazebra

17th June 2009

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Don’t Call What Happened in Iran Last Week an Election

17th June 2009

Christopher Hitchens tells it like it is.

Iran and its citizens are considered by the Shiite theocracy to be the private property of the anointed mullahs. This totalitarian idea was originally based on a piece of religious quackery promulgated by the late Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini and known as velayat-e faqui. Under the terms of this edict—which originally placed the clerics in charge of the lives and property of orphans, the indigent, and the insane—the entire population is now declared to be a childlike ward of the black-robed state. Thus any voting exercise is, by definition, over before it has begun, because the all-powerful Islamic Guardian Council determines well in advance who may or may not “run.” Any newspaper referring to the subsequent proceedings as an election, sometimes complete with rallies, polls, counts, and all the rest of it, is the cause of helpless laughter among the ayatollahs. (“They fell for it? But it’s too easy!”) Shame on all those media outlets that have been complicit in this dirty lie all last week. And shame also on our pathetic secretary of state, who said that she hoped that “the genuine will and desire” of the people of Iran would be reflected in the outcome. Surely she knows that any such contingency was deliberately forestalled to begin with.

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Vicar denies lesbian relationship with cattle-breeder

17th June 2009

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Really, you can’t make this stuff up.

  1. Thank God you don’t live in Britain.
  2. Without eternal vigilance, it could happen here. Probably in Massachusetts.

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Ban smoking in all cars say campaigners

17th June 2009

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Fascism is on the march.

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Amazon puts code where its mouth is: releases Kindle source to the world

17th June 2009

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Amazon is a fascinating company to watch. You can never tell what it will do.

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Mayors inexplicably upset over White House’s priorities.

17th June 2009

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That’s why the White House just demonstrated where local mayors stand in this administration’s pecking order: the President will not fail to get re-elected in 2012 if he snubs the mayor of Miami Lakes, Florida. He will fail to get re-elected if he snubs the AFL-CIO too severely, and organized labor is having enough upsets already over Card Check. So not crossing the picket line is pretty much an easy way to score points with the entities that will be of most use to this administration in about three years. There’s nothing personal about this: I’m sure that the White House doesn’t particularly want to offend urban mayors.

It’s just that none of them are worth the effort it’d take to avoid giving offense.

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If You Must Dig Up A Highway… You Might As Well Install Infrastructure For Fiber Optic Cables

17th June 2009

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Sensible thinking from government officials? How much do you want to bet this goes nowhere?

I suspect that the chances are pretty good.

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Physicists create ‘black hole for sound’

16th June 2009

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An artificial black hole that traps sound instead of light has been created in an attempt to detect theoretical Hawking radiation.

Mothers-in-law everywhere tremble, and feel a sense of foreboding.

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Paille Maille played on London’s Pall Mall

16th June 2009

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The 17th century royal game which gave Pall Mall in London its name was played on the street for the first time in 400 years.

Sometimes the old ways are best.

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The Jefferson Trial Kicks Off

16th June 2009

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“One of our government’s most powerful officials, a member of the U.S. House of Representatives, was using his public office for private gain,” Lytle told jurors in his opening statement here at the federal courthouse in Alexandria this morning.

With that, Lytle launched explanations of a dizzying array of alleged bribery schemes involving African-American businessmen who would arrive at Jefferson’s office looking for the Congressman’s help in pursuing business opportunities in West Africa. In exchange, said Lytle, the businessmen would end up being forced to pay bribes to sham companies set up to benefit Jefferson’s family.

God forbid that they should mention he was a Democrat until the next-to-last paragraph, in passing. Perhaps corruption is just so much a part of the Democrat lifestyle that we can assume “corrupt politician” = “Democrat”.

Defense attorney Robert Trout of Trout Cacheris was expected to counter after a lunch break that none of Jefferson’s alleged actions relate to his official duties, such as voting or introducing legislation. Trout is expected to say they were private acts and therefore not crimes.

And people would have come to him for these “private acts” even if he hadn’t been a Congressman. Sure, I believe that.

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Goats enjoy living in their own tower

16th June 2009

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And why not?

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Do as I Say, Not as I Do

16th June 2009

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According to a paper written by two philosophy professors, Eric Schwitzgebel of the University of California at Riverside and Joshua Rust of Stetson University, a college professorship in ethics does not necessary translate into moral behavior. At least, that’s what the people who work with ethicists say.

I’ve always that that being an “ethicist” would be a really cool job. I mean, you get to tell other people what they ought to do. And you get paid for it. And it pays better than being a government bureaucrat, which is the other position with the same job description.

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Britons drugged and robbed on French train

16th June 2009

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I should like to point out that this rarely happens when traveling in one’s own private automobile.

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Lloyds Bank hit by Obama tax purge

16th June 2009

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This week American private client account-holders at Lloyds’s received letters informing them of an “important change in policy regarding clients who are resident, domiciled or linked to the United States by property or asset holdings”. They were told the bank had “no choice” but to “cease acting as your investment manager.”

The proposals, which were unveiled in the President’s first budget, have been designed to clamp down on American tax evaders abroad. But bank bosses say that in practice they could be asked to take on the task of collecting American taxes at a cost and legal liability that make servicing the clients inexpedient. The rules have not yet been finalised and are still subject to debate in Congress.

Change you can believe in. Of course, so is being mugged.

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Woman cancels wedding after finding fiance was porn star

16th June 2009

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Well, I suppose that would do it. On the other hand, I’m sure there are those who would consider that a feature rather than a bug.

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Royal Mail new Mythical Creatures stamps

16th June 2009

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They have been incorporated into everything from heraldry to architecture, comics, novels and films. And now, six of our best loved mythical creatures have the ultimate accolade, a starring role on their own set of stamps.

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Textbook rant

16th June 2009

Seth Godin comes out swinging.

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Hydrogen-powered Riversimple Urban Car unveiled, makes your hybrid green with envy

16th June 2009

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Watching it blow up like the Hindenburg in an accident, taking you and the emergency responders with it. Very innovative.

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Stimulus serves up Obama pork

16th June 2009

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Democrats insisted they were so serious about keeping pork out of the stimulus bill that it was President Obama himself who blocked the FutureGen project from the massive spending package.

Oh, wait, that’s not what we meant.

The Department of Energy on Friday announced that the FutureGen project is on track after all, committing federal stimulus money to advance the project to its next stage. One reason: It was the only shovel-ready project that fits the requirements of the stimulus bill.

General rule: Whenever the government spends money, that money will be spent, if it can possibly be, in a way that will either buy votes for an incumbent legislator or increase the power of a government bureaucracy.

FutureGen had an enormous amount of political juice with the new administration. Not only had Obama and his chief of staff, Rahm Emanuel, been backers of the project but so had the new secretary of transportation, Ray LaHood, a former Republican congressman from Illinois.

I guess so.

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Parental Lifelines, Frayed to Breaking

16th June 2009

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Luis Illades, an owner of the Urban Rustic Market and Cafe on North 12th Street, said he had seen a steady number of applicants, in their late 20s, who had never held paid jobs: They were interns at a modeling agency, for example, or worked at a college radio station. In some cases, applicants have stormed out of the market after hearing the job requirements.

“They say, ‘You want me to work eight hours?’ ” Mr. Illades said. “There is a bubble bursting.”

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Brussels sprouts banned from warship

16th June 2009

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Good man.

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Beijing switches from firing squad to lethal injections

16th June 2009

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The Germans went from shooting Jews to gassing them for precisely the same reason.

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The White House Fires a Watchdog

16th June 2009

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We’ve long disliked the position of inspectors general, on grounds that they are creatures of Congress designed to torment the executive. Yet this case appears to be one in which an IG was fired because he criticized a favorite Congressional and executive project (AmeriCorps), and refused to bend to political pressure to let the Sacramento mayor have his stimulus dollars.

Gee, wonder where all the froth-at-the-mouth folk are who bitched about Bush firing some U.S. Attorneys? Guess they must have something else to do.

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Obama’s Malpractice Gesture

16th June 2009

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Mr. Obama’s cri de coeur might have had more credibility had he not specifically ruled out the one policy to deter frivolous suits. “Don’t get too excited yet,” he warned the cheering AMA members. “Just hold onto your horses here, guys. . . . I want to be honest with you. I’m not advocating caps on malpractice awards.” In other words, the tort lottery will continue. California, of all places, has had great success in holding down liability costs for doctors and hospitals after a 1975 reform that limited pain and suffering damages — balanced against the public interest of fairly treating victims of genuine malpractice.

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Michigan and the Knowledge Economy

16th June 2009

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As recently as 2000, Michigan ranked 16th in terms of per capita income. Today Michigan ranks 33rd, with its per capita income 11% below the national average — the lowest it’s been since the federal government started keeping figures. Over those same years, Michigan has steadily hemorrhaged jobs.

Michigan’s economy is in the toilet because it’s run by tax-and-spend Democrats — and Michigan voters keep hitting themselves in the head with a hammer hoping that that will somehow make the pain stop.

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Crops under stress as temperatures fall

16th June 2009

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Gotta love that Global Warming.

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High-Altitude Wind Machines Could Power New York City

15th June 2009

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No, it doesn’t refer to politicians.

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Textbooks: A Market Begging for Change

15th June 2009

Joe Wikert is always worth reading.

Adoption of the textbook was the last really major change in the education process, being a major improvement over a master at the front of the class reciting information and the students vainly attempting to write it all down — and that, of course, was a function of the lack of technology for disseminating information quickly and inexpensively. Once printing came along: Problem solved, let’s pump up the information flows. (The introduction of home appliances to replace servants had a similar impact.)

The problem here isn’t that the customers are not willing to try new alternatives to the tired old textbook.  No, the real problem is with the system itself.  Publishers, schools, authors (which oftentimes means “professors”) and campus bookstores all have plenty at stake and have enjoyed the current model for far too long.  It’s yet another case of The Innovator’s Dilemma.  You’d think it would be an excellent opportunity for an upstart to come in and completely obliterate the system, sort of like what Craigslist did to the newspaper industry.

Speed the day.

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Stuff will never make you organized

15th June 2009

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I’ve seen it happen so many times that I’m prepared to call it a general rule. If you’ve got all your receipts neatly organized in a shoebox, then it may well make sense to buy a handsome wooden receipt box. But if your receipts are scattered among drawers, tucked into envelopes, folders, and purses, and stacked up with unfiled bank statements, then buying a handsome box will do you no good at all. In fact, it’s worse than no good at all: next time you need to gather your receipts you’ll have to look in all those old places and your box as well.

There is wisdom here.

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The Queen and royals attend the service for Garter Knights at Windsor Castle

15th June 2009

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Some times the old ways are best.

If I were king I’d be tempted to stock it with fairly hard-assed combat soldiers, just to get it back to its roots.

But that’s me….

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