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Archive for May, 2009

Why Do Politicians Break Their Promises?

14th May 2009

Bryan Caplan has the answer.

A old saying tells us, “Thank goodness we don’t get as much government as we pay for.”  I’m tempted to add, “Yes, and thank goodness politicians don’t actually do exactly what they promised.”  Dishonest politics is sordid, but honest politics is absolutely scary.

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Half Sigma Argues Owning Cars Saves Money

14th May 2009

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‘Lone’ longitude genius may have had help

14th May 2009

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Probably Spock and some red matter.

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Winged submarine is Ferrari of the depths

14th May 2009

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John Murtha opponent says aide threatened him

14th May 2009

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The Republican who challenged Rep. John Murtha in 2008 says a top aide to the embattled Pennsylvania Democrat threatened to have him recalled to active duty in the U.S. Army so he could be court-martialed for engaging in politics while serving in the armed forces.

Bill Russell — who challenged Murtha in 2008 and intends to do so again in 2010 — said Murtha chief of staff John Hugya made the threat during a National Rifle Association event in mid-March.

Ret. Col. Gregory Ritch, a former Army Reserve officer who served as Russell’s commanding officer, said he heard Hugya make a similar threat in January.

John Murtha (D., Pork) is just the gift that keeps on giving … or is that “keeps on taking”?

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Traditional sandwiches make comeback as wraps fall from favour

14th May 2009

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Real food triumphs over SWPL fetishes.

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Switzerland Ranks No. 1 as Home for the Rich

14th May 2009

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Taxes weren’t the only consideration, although they clearly were important. The index factors in 11 criteria to determine where to live large, including “economic and legal stability,” “legal considerations,” “education for children,” “proximity,” “culture/infrastructure,” “depth of financial services” and “employment and business opportunities.”

Not surprising. If I were rich, that’s where I’d live.

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The Washington Post vs. the Obama Administration

14th May 2009

Arnold Kling uncovers shocking news.

Since we know that the Obama Administration is centrist and pragmatic, the only inference to draw is that the Post has become a mouthpiece for the far right wing.

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AT&T Says Its Network Can’t Keep Up With All The Cool Stuff You Can Do With The Smartphones It Sells

14th May 2009

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Imagine that.

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French Pyrenees: bad news bears

14th May 2009

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“In spring 2006 the French government arranged for three bears from Slovenia to be released into the forests near Arbas,” Arcangeli tells me. “Two others were released near other villages. Gendarmerie intelligence warned us that there might be a few protesters, mostly farmers worried about their sheep being attacked. But 250 turned up, smashing anything they could find outside the town hall, trying to break in, spraying paint and throwing bottles of blood. Eighty gendarmes tried to keep order.”

The plan, agreed between Spain, France and Andorra, had been to introduce 15 bears over three years but since the Arbas riots no more have been released.

I guess the protests worked.

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Earmark Nation

14th May 2009

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When earlier this week President Obama signed a $410 billion spending bill to keep the government running through the fall, every account of the event noted the 800-pound contradiction in the room. Mr. Obama had campaigned against earmarks, even saying he would cut them back to levels before 1994, the start of the Gingrich-GOP interregnum. Now here was Obama as president signing a bill soaked in earmarks.

Here’s another way of putting it: The U.S. budget is now history’s biggest mountain of swag; it is uncountable goodie bags filled with tax revenue. Mr. Obama’s swag mountain, the fiscal year 2010 “budget,” is $3.59 trillion high (25% of total GDP of about $14 trillion). His $800 billion stimulus bill was another pile of public cash. We the people have concluded that if we don’t use the Honorable John or Nancy or Ted in Congress to get our piece of it, someone else will get it.

Barack Obama isn’t a reformer. He’s the president of Earmark Nation. We are about to enact the Obama federal health-insurance entitlement, which on top of all the other entitlements and their limitless liabilities will require pulling trillions of dollars more into the federal budget. Whatever nominal public good this is supposed to achieve, it means that they, these 535 pols, most of them gerrymandered for life, will decide in perpetuity the details of how to dole it out.

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Canterbury ‘not gay enough’

13th May 2009

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The ancient city of Canterbury has found itself the subject of a complaint from homosexual rights activists for not having a gay bar.

Well, if gay is the new black, then they need quotas, right?

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Amazon Kindling wooden e-book is a luddite’s dream of the future

13th May 2009

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When SteamPunk is just to johnny-come-lately.

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Are French baguettes losing their crust?

13th May 2009

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I wouldn’t be surprised.

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Will designer brains divide humanity?

13th May 2009

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Clearing a moat costs thousands of pounds

13th May 2009

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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Tongue sees what eyes can’t

13th May 2009

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That’s great, but it still creeps me out.

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FDA Warns General Mills: Cheerios Is a Drug

12th May 2009

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Hence the name, I suppose.

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The Fat Alien Sings: A Klingon-Language Opera

12th May 2009

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Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense.

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Centuries-old torture instruments for sale

12th May 2009

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I’m pretty sure I saw a picture of Senator Byrd in there.

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Baby girl orphaned after parents die trying to save pet dogs

12th May 2009

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Those are going to be hard genes to live with. Not to mention the embarrassment.

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Indian village with 250 sets of twins

12th May 2009

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Have they checked with the Xerox people?

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Busting Healthcare Myths

11th May 2009

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As in many areas of life, the problem is not what we know, but what we “know” that ain’t so.

Pipes knows whereof she speaks. She is a Canadian citizen (now living in California) and recounts her experiences under a single-payer system. She illustrates Canada’s cost-cutting measures that deny access to new drugs with a personal anecdote. Her uncle was diagnosed with non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma five years ago. “If he’d lived in America, the miracle drug Rituxan might have saved him,” she writes. “But Rituxan wasn’t approved for use in Canada, and he lost his battle with cancer.”

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Crocodile stalks nudist beach in Australia

11th May 2009

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

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Gardeners buy wallabies as lawnmowers

11th May 2009

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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Paradise lost: Islanders prepare for the flood

11th May 2009

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There is, of course, no evidence that sea levels have risen by any significant amount, and no reason to believe that they will any time soon; it’s all speculation and hand-wringing.

This is what happens when ignorant people listen to stupid people and take them seriously. Unfortunately, there’s as much of that going on in Washington as there is in the Maldives.

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England’s only master cooper predicts demise of barrel making

10th May 2009

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And is that necessarily a bad thing? After all, how many people really need hand-made barrels, after all?

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Class and the Future of Planning

10th May 2009

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Like zoning laws? I don’t — one of the more pernicious legacies of Herbert Hoover, they make sure that our cities aren’t going to be interesting ever again. Are we stuck with them? Maybe not….

As middle income residents have fled, the city itself has become a place of many have-nots and a few haves. Rather than invest to engender pride, safety, and a sense of community in the city’s neighborhoods – the small unstylish work of organizing – the doctrine sought to make downtown attractive, livable and appealing by applying the “edifice complex” or the “Field of Dreams theory”: if you build it they will come. Then the planners and developers get to stand around and wonder why downtown still feels empty.

The middle class watched, grew frustrated, and left for the periphery. Despite some of the most glorious – and reasonably priced – architecture in America, the middle class has left, taking with them much of the urban tax base. This creates a hole out from which few cities emerge.

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World of Warcraft: A Course Proposal

10th May 2009

David Friedman isn’t afraid to push the envelope.

There is no antitrust law in WoW, which makes it a good place to observe collusive behavior by sellers. My wife, who spends more time in the auction house buying ad selling than I do, has observed both an attempt to corner a market and an attempt, at least partly successful, to form a cartel—a cartel she was invited to join. Her refusal was met by a threat to drive her out of the market by underselling her. The organizer of the cartel had apparently not read Aaron Director’s analysis, reflected in McGee’s classic article on the myth of predatory pricing; it had not occurred to him that if he was selling, at an artificially low price, ten times as many gems as the interloper, he was also losing money ten times as fast. It took only a few days for him to discover the flaw in the strategy and abandon it.

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Put Aside Logic

10th May 2009

And that’s always a good rule of thumb when reading Maureen Dowd.

… which I never do unless moved by an unusual circumstance — in this case, the hilarious photoshop of Obama as Spock.

Consider: The New York Times, perhaps the premier newspaper in the country (if not the world), winner of enough prizes and awards to sink the Titanic, actually paid her money to write this. And will continue to do so. That tells you all you need to know about why newspapers are dying.

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Democraphobia goes (slightly) viral

9th May 2009

Mencius Moldbug is at it again.

Political power is a property right, however you slice it. It is owned, not deserved. It is not a natural or “human” right. And it has no more to do with freedom than brake fluid with fondue.

So what we’d expect, just from rational first principles, is that if you start with a libertarian democracy, it will eventually become socialist. Socialism, as a theology of vote-buying and worse, is perfectly preadapted for Darwinian success in a democracy. If democracy is like cancer, socialism is like terminal cancer – the natural, entropic endpoint of the process.

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Climate change: The elements conspire against the warmists

9th May 2009

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An international team of scientists has used the latest electro-magnetic induction equipment to discover that the Arctic ice is in fact “twice as thick” as they had expected, says Christopher Booker.

Imagine that.

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Wanted: A New Home for My Country

9th May 2009

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Large places like the U.S. and Europe can survive the fantasies of their ruling classes about environmental pseudo-science; small countries who mistake decadence for sophistication may not. Here’s a classic case.

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KIVA Robots Continue to Conquer Warehouses

9th May 2009

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Pay special attention to the demo. Note that the human component filling orders in this warehouse need not be literate, need not be numerate, need only about an 80 IQ in order to function — the only reason there’s a human involved at all is because equipment of comparable flexibility would cost more than the minimum wage required for an adequate human.

This reminds me of a number of science-fiction dystopias I’ve run across.

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Women only hear properly when gossiping or eavesdropping

9th May 2009

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Can’t fault their priorities.

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More ACORN Voter Fraud Comes to Light

8th May 2009

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My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

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Nuclear bomb tests help to identify fake whisky

8th May 2009

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How eating chocolate can help improve your maths

8th May 2009

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So how come more women aren’t professional mathematicians?

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How an Intern Stole NASA’s Moon Rocks

8th May 2009

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Cricket captain has bats ruined over bomb scare

8th May 2009

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Apparently these people have never heard of x-ray machines.

“Duh, we’re from the government, and we’re here to help.”

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Oxford librarians told to keep off top shelf

8th May 2009

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Students at Oxford University have been banned from reading books on the top shelves of the Bodleian library because the step-ladders used to reach them are against health and safety rules.

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Today’s Universal Preschool Conventional Wisdom

8th May 2009

Steve Sailer distills the essence.

The conventional wisdom of the Obama Era appears to be that the solution to black underachievement is that we should take poor black children away from their mothers for as long as possible each day and turn them over to nice white people with liberal arts degrees for almost their entire waking hours.

Yeah, that about sums up the entire program of the Ruling Class.

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Jordan’s welcome for pope includes translation into Latin

8th May 2009

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Pretty bad when a bunch of Arabs have more respect for European history than Europeans do.

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Court Rejects Online Terms Of Service That Reserve The Right To Change At Any Time

8th May 2009

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Wouldn’t it be nice if this applied to credit card agreements?

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Obsessive Housing Disorder

8th May 2009

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Nearly a century of Washington’s efforts to promote homeownership has produced one calamity after another.

Ain’t that the truth.

And the usual dimwits call this a “failure of capitalism”. Dearie, capitalism had nothin’ to do with it.

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China firing squad photos prompt calls for more executions

8th May 2009

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A woman government official is dragged from a lorry to the execution ground, made to kneel in the snow and then shot in the head, her last moments recorded in a set of photographs that have caused a sensation in China.

“Woman government official”. Hm. I’m thinking Nancy Pelosi, here.

However, rather than eliciting sympathy, the 30-year-old pictures have prompted calls for more executions of corrupt officials in modern China.

I certainly understand the feeling.

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Colin Powell’s Bad Advice

8th May 2009

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Muslim dentist ‘refused to treat woman unless she wore headscarf’

8th May 2009

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You can’t make this stuff up.

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Robotic hand controlled by compressed air grasps the concept of delicacy

7th May 2009

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Step by step … closer and closer ….

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DIY coilgun gives clever hobbyists the risk of permanent injury

7th May 2009

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