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Archive for February, 2009

George W Bush to visit Europe on speaking tour

25th February 2009

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They hate you, but they’re paying you big bucks. They mock you as inarticulate, but they want you to come speak to them.

What a world.

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Syria ‘builds missile facility on ruins of destroyed nuclear reactor’

25th February 2009

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Barn door locked? Check.

Syria has denied secret nuclear activities but has blocked IAEA inspectors from visits beyond an initial inspection to the Al Kibar site.

Hiding something? Check.

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California School Spends $10G a Year to Teach AP Spanish to Kids Who Speak Spanish

25th February 2009

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No wonder they’re going bankrupt.

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Seven Shot Along Mardi Gras Parade Route in New Orleans

25th February 2009

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I see that New Orleans is finally recovering from Hurricane Katrina.

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Gaza Militants Launch Rockets Into Southern Israel

25th February 2009

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Not really news, but a useful reminder.

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Baltimore Reporter Out of a Job After Posting Doctored Video Clip

25th February 2009

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A reporter for an NBC affiliate in Baltimore who inserted a racist remark into a video clip of FOX News’ John Gibson and posted it on YouTube is no longer employed by the station, FOXNews.com has learned.

Bias? Ain’t no media bias here.

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MSNBC Introduction for Gov. Jindal: ‘Oh God’

25th February 2009

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Bias? Ain’t no media bias here.

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Linguistic Cliches: Progressive Edition

24th February 2009

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So here’s a progressive cliche that has always puzzled me: working families.

As used, I think it’s supposed to mean something like “working class families” but of course we don’t have class in America so you can’t say that.

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Play “O-BINGO” with Obama Tonight!

24th February 2009

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I don’t care who you are, that’s funny.

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Stuff White People Like #122 Moleskine Notebooks

24th February 2009

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Since all white people consider themselves to be “creative,” they are constantly in need of products and accessories that will allow them to capture their thoughts.  One of the more popular  products in recent years has been the Moleskine notebook.

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Artificial trees could function as solar-wind harvester

24th February 2009

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Marvell’s SheevaPlug Linux PC fits in its power adapter

24th February 2009

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Crunching credit

24th February 2009

Megan McArdle squints at American Express.

It used to be that credit-card companies lured customers with cash rewards. Now American Express Co. is paying to get rid of them. The card issuer is offering selected customers a $300 AmEx prepaid gift card if they pay off their balances and close their accounts.

And why, you might ask, do they do this seemingly unbusinesslike thing?

I am also willing to bet that we see a whole lot more of this if Congress gives bankruptcy judges the ability to cram down mortgages in Chapter 13, as they almost certainly will.  The provision is going to attract a lot more people into bankruptcy, and those people are going to shed a lot of their unsecured (read:  credit card) debt.  I’d expect that credit card lenders are already desperately trying to weed out those most likely to enter Chapter 13.

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FBI chief on Somali suicide bomber: “It appears that this individual was radicalized in his hometown in Minnesota”

24th February 2009

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Well, I’ve always had my suspicions about Minnesota….

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Swedish princess announces engagement online

24th February 2009

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And about fargin time, too.

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Who is Inspecting Your Food? Depends What You’re Eating

24th February 2009

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If you go into a restaurant and order a cheese pizza that arrived there frozen, the FDA is in charge of inspecting it, the AP says. But if it was frozen and has pepperoni on it, that would be the Agriculture Department’s problem. Meantime, both the FDA and the Agriculture Department would be responsible if the pizza were made fresh at the restaurant and the pizza had meat on it.

There’s more. Some fish is inspected by the Commerce Department, the AP explains. And while the FDA handles most food-safety work, at least 15 government agencies play some sort of role.

Government agencies, like labor unions, are hell on wheels when it comes to guarding their turf — unless it’s a disaster, and then their fingers are out and pointing.

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The renter/owner divide

24th February 2009

Megan McArdle ponders an interesting wrinkle in the housing mess.

Playing with mortgage terms cannot prop up prices, because it cannot create more homebuyers, nor convince them to pay more than they want for a house.

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Excessive PlayStation gaming causes new skin condition

24th February 2009

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

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Born believers: How your brain creates God

24th February 2009

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This is why Christian theology is so difficult to grasp: Its basic premise is, uniquely, that God isn’t just like us, but amazingly different.

Most self-styled Christians try to understand that but get it wrong — some a little, some a lot … and some even found entire spinoff religions (like, say, Protestants) based on that sort of misunderstanding.

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Why the Americans Might Accept Taliban Rule in the Swat Valley

24th February 2009

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Basically, because they’re suckers.

With their Western educations, the members of the Pakistani elite do what they can to pretend that they, and not the vast primitive masses of Pakistan, are the “real Pakistan.” In this respect, they are like all those ramrod-straight terry-thomas-moustachioed Pakistani generals who for decades fooled their American counterparts, carefully explaining that Islam was “a bulwark against Communism” and that they, therefore, were so much more deserving of American aid, especially military aid, than India. India, after all, was dominated by its New Left Book Club leader Jawaharlal Nehru and his marxisant, bandung-conferencing foreign minister, who even allowed the Soviets in to build steel mills and suchlike, Krishna Menon. And the Americans fell for it, and have been falling for that Pakistani line, or some variant on it, ever since — right up until the day before yesterday.

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Scientists discover Alps-scale mountain range under Antarctic ice

24th February 2009

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So once the ice sheet melts due to AlGore’s hot air, and New York City is under 30 feet of water, these will be available for skiing. A win-win.

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Recipe for Disaster: The Formula That Killed Wall Street

24th February 2009

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It was a brilliant simplification of an intractable problem. And Li didn’t just radically dumb down the difficulty of working out correlations; he decided not to even bother trying to map and calculate all the nearly infinite relationships between the various loans that made up a pool. What happens when the number of pool members increases or when you mix negative correlations with positive ones? Never mind all that, he said. The only thing that matters is the final correlation number—one clean, simple, all-sufficient figure that sums up everything.

The damage was foreseeable and, in fact, foreseen. In 1998, before Li had even invented his copula function, Paul Wilmott wrote that “the correlations between financial quantities are notoriously unstable.” Wilmott, a quantitative-finance consultant and lecturer, argued that no theory should be built on such unpredictable parameters. And he wasn’t alone. During the boom years, everybody could reel off reasons why the Gaussian copula function wasn’t perfect. Li’s approach made no allowance for unpredictability: It assumed that correlation was a constant rather than something mercurial. Investment banks would regularly phone Stanford’s Duffie and ask him to come in and talk to them about exactly what Li’s copula was. Every time, he would warn them that it was not suitable for use in risk management or valuation.

… the quants, who should have been more aware of the copula’s weaknesses, weren’t the ones making the big asset-allocation decisions. Their managers, who made the actual calls, lacked the math skills to understand what the models were doing or how they worked. They could, however, understand something as simple as a single correlation number. That was the problem.

It’s all the fault of Banker Barbie, for whom math is apparently too hard.

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The Amazing Stimulation of a $1 Check

24th February 2009

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The state of Washington sent out $1 checks to the 250,000 food stamp recipients in the state.

This little token apparently triggers $43 million in aid from the Feds.

Ribas says the $1 check is a one-time move to leverage the federal money. He says next year the state will be able to trigger the federal assistance through a routine deposit in food stamp accounts.

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Pluto politics hits Springfield

24th February 2009

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Like some sort of rulers of the universe, state lawmakers are considering restoring little Pluto’s planetary status, casting aside the scientific community’s 2006 decision downgrading the distant ice ball.

The push for a state decree on Pluto comes from state Sen. Gary Dahl, a Republican whose downstate district includes Streator, birthplace of Pluto discoverer Clyde Tombaugh. Dahl told colleagues Pluto is important to the local community, which considers the vote to downgrade Pluto to “dwarf” planet was unfair as it involved only 4 percent of the International Astronomical Union’s 10,000 scientists.

Jeez, even the Republicans in Illinois are idiots. There must be something in the water.

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Questions for Dambisa Moyo

24th February 2009

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Note that, although a native African, she passes the “paper bag and ruler” test.

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For DIY brewers, Prohibition lasted until 1978. But once unleashed, they revolutionized the industry.

24th February 2009

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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Fried eggs could help keep blood-pressure down

24th February 2009

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Well, then, I’m doing my part for health. (I’ve heard that bacon intensifies the effect. I’m on board with that, too.)

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Malaysia: Constitutional guarantee of freedom of religion “doesn’t apply” to Muslims who want to leave Islam

24th February 2009

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Not really news, but a useful reminder.

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What if They Held Breakout Sessions and Everyone Broke Out?

24th February 2009

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Holding a “fiscal responsibility summit” at the White House in the middle of a government spending spree is a bit like having an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting at a frat house on homecoming weekend.

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USS Scranton Deploys in Newest Uniform

24th February 2009

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The Los Angeles-class attack submarine USS Scranton (SSN 756) departed Naval Station Norfolk’s Pier 3, Feb. 20, as part of the Eisenhower Strike Group, with the entire crew wearing the newly released Navy working uniform.

Because, you know, it’s very important to have a CAMOUFLAGE UNIFORM when you’re ON A FARGIN SUBMARINE and you’re OUT AT SEA. You never know when some sonar operator will attempt to ambush you on the mess deck.

I know Barack Obama isn’t responsible for this travesty but I’m going to blame him anyway, because that’s the Spirit of the Times.

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Florida tries to end a trial bar racket.

24th February 2009

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AGs send jackpot cases to the trial attorneys, who turn around and kick some of their contingency-fee winnings back to the AGs in campaign contributions. By outsourcing the work, Attorneys General can file more cases, raising their political profile. The lawyers, meanwhile, wield the power of the state and its publicity machine to force companies to settle.

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Chicago Rushes Head First Into ‘Limitless’ Surveillance

24th February 2009

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Under the auspices of fighting crime and preventing terrorism, Chicago’s Police Superintendent Jody Weis is hyping CCTV as having “limitless” crime-fighting potential. The reality, as is evident to anyone who has actually researched this type of thing, is that studies have shown municipal surveillance cameras to have little to no positive effect on crime. Further, London is widely known to have the most extensive CCTV network in the world, but that served as little deterrent to the terrorists of July 2005. But instead of bringing this up, the Sun-Times and Chicago officials point to a test in which “live video was used to catch a petty thief in the act of sticking his hand in a Salvation Army kettle outside Macy’s State Street.” Given the cost in both dollars and civil liberties, it is hard to justify catching petty criminals stealing some coins from charity.

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Green Nuclear

24th February 2009

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Why nuclear power should be part of the renewable-energy portfolio.

Not that the enviro-fascists will ever let us have it. They have noise, and we only have science. In this degenerate modern world, noise wins out over science more often than not.

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From the Labs: Information Technology

24th February 2009

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On-chip cooling could increase performance and decrease power consumption.

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From the Labs: Biomedicine

24th February 2009

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A microchip efficiently pairs cells to create hybrids.

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Family Living in Missouri Cave Puts Home on eBay

24th February 2009

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A grime-fighter, but wait! There’s more!

24th February 2009

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The stuff is a simple mixture of table salt and tap water whose ions have been scrambled with an electric current. Researchers have dubbed it electrolyzed water – hardly as catchy as Mr. Clean. But at the Sheraton Delfina in Santa Monica, some hotel workers are calling it el liquido milagroso – the miracle liquid.

That’s as good a name as any for a substance that scientists say is powerful enough to kill anthrax spores without harming people or the environment.

Okay, how long before the envirofascists get it mandated by law?

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Captain Kirk wants to be Canadian PM

23rd February 2009

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I am not making this up.

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L’Oreal boasts about its commitment to ‘skin and hair diversity’ yet advertises a whitening cream in India

23rd February 2009

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And the reason they do that is because people will buy it. But do trendy leftoid journalistas look into that question? Oh, no.

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Gene found that makes tooth enamel could revolutionise dental care

23rd February 2009

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100 white farmers targeted in Zimbabwe land grab

23rd February 2009

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Boy, those Zimbabweans are sure lucky they’re no longer under the boot of that oppressive white regime.

Thank God for the U.N. and the international community, or who knows what sort of hell they’d be living in now.

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Two police officers given run-around by giant white rabbit

23rd February 2009

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He did not, apparently, have a waistcoat and pocket watch.

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Ancients art of water divining used to find burst pipes

23rd February 2009

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Sometimes the old ways are best.

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Leonardo da Vinci portrait ‘discovered’

23rd February 2009

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Arrest Made in Home Foreclosure Civil Disobedience Program

23rd February 2009

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Good old ACORN is at it again. It’s not enough that they assisted in pressuring banks to lend to improvident homebuyers under the CRA, they’re now illegally trying to interfere with the recovery process.

One would have thought that engaging in voter fraud on behalf of the Democrat Party would have occupied all of their time. I guess they need a hobby, too.

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Japanese develop ‘television wallpaper’

23rd February 2009

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If you’ve ever seen the size of some Japanese apartments, this will come as no surprise.

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How many other Guantanamo Bay detainees have committed terrorist acts after being released?

23rd February 2009

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Turns out, quite a few. So of course we have to let the rest of them go. (Huh?)

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And now, introducing the “Heroin Jihad”

23rd February 2009

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Isn’t that special.

Can you imagine a Christian or Jewish group dealing drugs and pretending they’re being religious? I can’t.

Remind me how Islam differs from the Mafia. (Oh, right, they don’t speak Italian.)

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Democrats to Railroad Through Another Super Secret Massive Spending Bill

23rd February 2009

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Bend over and grease up, America, the Democrats are back in town.

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Chicago Sun-Times: Michelle Obama ‘Embraces an Activist Agenda’

23rd February 2009

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Not really news, but a useful reminder.

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