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Archive for July, 2008

How to Use Urine to Cure Fungus

25th July 2008

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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Which disciplines are the most and least politically correct?

25th July 2008

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Actual data! But, alas, no surprised.

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Another team figures out how to convert waste heat into energy

25th July 2008

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How to disappear without a trace

25th July 2008

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Hey, we only do useful information here.

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FBI ‘used Mafia enforcer’ to find bodies in Mississippi Burning case

25th July 2008

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Oh, cry me a river.

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The Odd World of E-School Teachers

25th July 2008

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Bright student dies on eve of exam after accidentally mixing pain killers and wine

25th July 2008

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Guess she wasn’t all that bright.

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Lego bricks used to repair crumbling walls

25th July 2008

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Hey, whatever works.

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An 88-year-old war veteran grappled with a knife-wielding burglar in an attempt to shake some sense into him.

25th July 2008

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Ironically enough, he’s not even British – he’s a Pole.

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War veterans banned from flying flag over fears they may hurt themselves

25th July 2008

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Cyprus edges towards peaceful settlement between Greeks and Turks

25th July 2008

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The End Times are near.

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Cornish pasty in European battle for protected status

25th July 2008

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The Department for Environment Food and Rural Affairs (Defra) has announced it will take the Cornish Pasty Association’s (CPA) application for Protected Geographical Indication (PGI) to Brussels.

This is what America would become if we took the advice of people like AlGore, Barack Obama, and John Kerry to become more like Europe. They reason they say that (although they would never admit it), is because Europe has a layer of government twenty miles thick (and growing) on its back — and that’s the environment in which Overclass fascists like them thrive.

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Medical ‘Wikipedia’ Is Looking For a Few Good Doctors

25th July 2008

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Be the first on your block to play one on the Internet.

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4 Spitzer Aides Broke Ethics Law, Panel Says

25th July 2008

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I’m shocked, I tell you, shocked.

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Get your mind out of the toilet! It’s science!

25th July 2008

Lileks explores the ramifications.

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PEAK PlasmaBlade electrosurgery scalpel gets FDA approval

25th July 2008

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And the hits just keep on comin’….

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Networks of carbon nanotubes find use in flexible displays

25th July 2008

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Family fall 1,500ft to their deaths in the Alps

24th July 2008

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A woman could only look on helplessly as her husband and three children fell 1,500ft to their deaths in the Italian Alps.

Darwin Award.

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Why the Press Is Ignoring the Edwards “Love Child” Story

24th July 2008

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Good to know that Slate hasn’t completely sold out.

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Rwanda Threatens Darfur Pullout if U.N. Removes General

24th July 2008

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Boy, that U.N. is really a useful organization, isn’t it?

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Tanzanian witchdoctors killing albinos for good luck

24th July 2008

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Good thing they got rid of those oppressive white regimes, which didn’t even let them kill albinos for luck.

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Mothers shown how to produce flavoured breast milk

24th July 2008

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Really didn’t need to know that….

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British bride-to-be dies in scuba accident on wedding holiday

23rd July 2008

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I keep tellin’ ya, stay away from these places.

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Passenger crosses four security checks with wrong passport

23rd July 2008

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Perhaps he was racially profiled.

Or maybe he just encountered the usual incompetent time-serving bureaucrats that tend to work for government.

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Really, really tweak your ride: the Unidrive has arrived

23rd July 2008

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I suspect it will probably take care of approaching ballistic missiles as well.

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Ex-cop may be charged in case of man Tasered to death

23rd July 2008

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A police officer shocked a handcuffed Baron “Scooter” Pikes nine times with a Taser after arresting him on a cocaine charge.

He stopped twitching after seven, according to a coroner’s report. Soon afterward, Pikes was dead.

Now the officer, since fired, could end up facing criminal charges in Pikes’ January death after medical examiners ruled it a homicide.

Well, I would hope so.

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Italy overturns ruling that women wearing tight jeans ‘cannot be raped’

23rd July 2008

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Well, certainly not as long as the jeans remain on.

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Transistors on paper become a reality

22nd July 2008

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Star Wars classic artwork: But can you identify the original paintings?

22nd July 2008

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And, if you can, do you realize that you need to get a life?

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Goods Worth Millions Are Missing From Indian Agency

22nd July 2008

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Aren’t you just eager to have the government take care of us in the same way they have the Scraelings?

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Dwarf recruited by burglary gang to break in through small holes

22nd July 2008

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Well — that makes a certain degree of sense.

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Lesbos islanders lose lesbian ban court case

22nd July 2008

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Well, shucks.

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British border guards recruit robots to root out stowaways

22nd July 2008

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Have you ever noticed how people never try to sneak into a Muslim country?

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Crash victims killed en route to funeral of car accident relative

22nd July 2008

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

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SEN. JOHN EDWARDS CAUGHT WITH MISTRESS AND LOVE CHILD!

22nd July 2008

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I always knew he had it in him.

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Sexist ‘Men at Work’ signs must be repainted

22nd July 2008

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Truly, you can’t make this stuff up.

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Trapdoor Toaster releases bread on the bottom, removes trademark “pop”

22nd July 2008

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Wouldn’t mind having one of these. Kinda pricey, though.

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In Immigration Cases, Employers Feel the Pressure

22nd July 2008

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Sometimes the system works.

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Delusions Of Being Jim Carey In The Truman Show

22nd July 2008

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That certainly explains a lot about Barack Obama.

Of course, Jim Carey has talent.

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UK: Now there are 1,000 laws that will let the state into your home

21st July 2008

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  1. Thank God you don’t live in Britain.
  2. Without eternal vigilance, it could happen here. Probably while civil rights organizations have their undies in a wedge about habeas corpus rights for Muslim terrorists.

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Toyota Prius

21st July 2008

Steve Sailer has some thoughts on the Toyota Prius, the wheels of choice for the progressive on the prowl.

After all, the Prius is very similar in shape (just smaller) to perhaps the most unfashionable car of the decade, the Pontiac Aztek (introduced in 2001, now discontinued). The picture above is of an Aztek, not a Prius.

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Coming Soon: The Heller v. D.C. Commemorative Revolver

21st July 2008

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Introducing the Smith & Wesson commemorative Heller v. D.C. revolver! That’s right, the Springfield, Mass.-based gun maker announced Monday it would present engraved Model 442 revolvers (pictured) to the six plaintiffs in the lawsuit that led to the high court’s June 26 decision.

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Teenage motorcyclist killed by wire tied between two trees

21st July 2008

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Police said it did not appear that the wire was intended as a trap but was designed to act as a barrier to deter people from entering private land.

Guess it worked.

But Ryan’s stepfather condemned whoever attached the wire to the trees.

Indeed. Of course, if you’d taught the boy not to trespass, he would still be with you. What goes around, comes around. Moral: Stay off of other people’s property. The world is not your playground.

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Bosnian Serb war crimes suspect Radovan Karadzic arrested in Serbia

21st July 2008

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Some good news for a change.

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Lawyer Is Accused of Using Reform Group to Launder Money From Strip Club

21st July 2008

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A lawyer who fervently contested the result of the 2000 presidential election and started an organization advocating voter reform used it to hide profits from another venture, the police say: a strip club that offered more than dancing.

According to the police, Mr. Posner, a 52-year-old tax lawyer, funneled the club’s money to an account for Voter March, the grass-roots demonstration organization he started shortly after the 2000 election that has been largely inactive since 2004. He deposited money into several other accounts, the police said, adding that the amounts were low enough to avoid raising a red flag at the Internal Revenue Service.

Reform — Yes we can!

It’s amazing what those grass roots will do for you.

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Islam to become Russia’s predominant religion by 2050?

21st July 2008

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It’s from PRAVDA, so it must be true, right?

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Democrats Proudly Cut Medicare Benefits

21st July 2008

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The Point of Fiction

21st July 2008

Nancy Kress has some interesting thouhts on the subject.

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Stuff White People Like #104 Unpaid Internships

21st July 2008

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In most of the world when a person works long hours without pay, it is referred to as “slavery” or “forced labor.” For white people this process is referred to as an internship and is considered an essential stage in white development.

White people view the internship as their foot into the door to such high-profile low-paying career fields as journalism, film, politics, art, non-profits, and anything associated with a museum. Any white person who takes an internship outside of these industries is either the wrong type of white person or a law student. There are no exceptions.

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Indictment of Sudanese Leader Seen as Threat to Peacekeepers

20th July 2008

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As if they weren’t under threat from the same airt already.

Of course, if history is any guide, the peacekeepers, faced by a threat, will run like deer.

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