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Thanks for Nothing, Bitches

24th January 2017

Kathy Shaidle is fed up.

Here I thought my column would write itself this week: A bunch of dumb broads were plotting an anti-Trump demo in Washington that, like all the other “Million Something Marches,” would surely wind up being just a handful of jerks standing around stupidly screaming for a few hours. And then I’d make fun of them (and their unfunny, semiotically askew, pink knitted “pussy hats”) for 800 words.

(Seriously, what do those hats mean? “I dare Trump to ‘grab’ the fuchsia, cat-eared wool vagina on my head”?)

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White Candidate for DNC Chair Says Her Job Will Be ‘To Shut Other White People Down’

24th January 2017

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Sally Boynton Brown, a white woman running for chair of the Democratic National Committee, said Monday that if she is chosen to lead the party her job will be to “shut other white people down.”

“My job is to shut other white people down when they want to interrupt,” Brown said during a DNC candidate forum.

Brown, the executive director of the Idaho Democratic Committee, is running for the chair position against six other candidates, including three African-American candidates and one Hispanic, former Labor Secretary Tom Perez.

“My job is to shut other white people down when they want to say, ‘oh, no, I’m not prejudice; I’m a Democrat; I’m accepting,’” Brown bellowed during the forum, which was hosted by MSNBC’s Joy Reid.

Can’t say she’s wrong.

Just as Europe has its ‘anti-Fascist’ parties, the Democrats are now officially the ‘anti-white’ party.

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The Science of Intellectual Tribalism

23rd January 2017

Jonah Goldberg turns over a rock.

“David Gelernter, fiercely anti-intellectual computer scientist, is being eyed for Trump’s science adviser.” — Washington Post, Jan. 18

Um. Well, huh.

For those unfamiliar with David Gelernter, he essentially created parallel computing, which sounds like witchcraft to me, but I’m told it’s a really big deal. He was also one of the first people to see the internet coming, in his 1991 book “Mirror Worlds.” Bill Joy, the co-founder of Sun Microsystems, described Gelernter as “one of the most brilliant and visionary computer scientists of our time.” Ted Kaczynski — aka “the Unabomber” — agreed, which is why he maimed Gelernter with a letter bomb in a 1993 assassination attempt.

Gelernter, who teaches computer science at Yale and has degrees in classical Hebrew, has written books and articles on history, culture, religion, artificial intelligence and philosophy. His acclaimed paintings don’t do too much for me, but that’s probably because I’m a bit of Philistine about these things.

Regardless, saying that Gelernter is “fiercely anti-intellectual” is a bit like saying Tiger Woods is fiercely anti-golf.

Accuracy has never never been a priority with the Washington Post that I can recall.

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Al Gore Caught Riding in an SUV at Sundance Film Festival [VIDEO]

23rd January 2017

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Do as I say, not as I do.

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Chelsea Clinton Pretends to Defend Barron Trump, Shivs His Dad

23rd January 2017

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From 2009-2016, insulting or mocking the president’s kids was a career-ending offense. But now it’s back in a big way! Our moral, ethical, and intellectual betters on the left are lining up to pick on 10-year-old Barron Trump, because it makes them feel better about losing an election to his dad. Never mind that Barron’s just a kid. Never mind that he didn’t choose any of this. It’s OK to go after him, because he’s a child of wealth and privilege who’s not named Sasha or Malia.

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Self-Segregation: How a Personalized World Is Dividing Americans

21st January 2017

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And not just Americans — although Voice of the Crust THE GUARDIAN is too busy bashing America to actually think about the situation.

t’s a fact: while Americans have countless tools with which to connect with one another, we are also watching fragmentation, polarization, and de-diversification happen en masse. The American public is self-segregating, tearing at the social fabric of the country.

Say, rather, using technology to escape the intellectual concentration-camps into which the Crust would like to stuff them.

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Thought for the Day

21st January 2017

And yet Trump is the New Hitler.

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Valerie Jarrett’s Daughter Hired tt CNN To Cover Trump DOJ

19th January 2017

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Children of the Crust shall never lack bread.

Although having no previous journalism experience, Jarrett began at CNN in September. The New York Post notes that Jarrett was “quietly hired” by CNN.

Her stories range from the “treatment of black lawmakers” during Sen. Jeff Sessions Attorney General confirmation hearings to asking if Trump “can send American citizens to Guantanamo Bay.”

Sounds as if she’ll fit right in.

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Oscar Lopez Rivera’s Legacy of Terror Mostly Whitewashed by Univision

19th January 2017

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Univision’s report on President Barack Obama’s commutation of the prison sentence of convicted terrorist Oscar Rivera López is an astounding case study in fake news. The story, which went unreported on the evening ABC, CBS and NBC newscasts and was accorded a quick blurb at Telemundo, took top billing on Tuesday’s Univision newscast.

One of the fascinating parts of this story is the anchor lead-in. Most of the time, the anchor sows bias into a straight-up report from one of their field correspondents. However, this was not the case. María Elena Salinas was factual, accurate, and neutral in her lead-in. But then Lourdes Del Río took over, and with that came the fake news portion of the report.

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Journos Slam New York Times for ‘Garbage’ Hit Piece on Rick Perry

19th January 2017

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Journalists are accusing The New York Times of publishing a bogus hit piece on former Texas Gov. Rick Perry Wednesday, with some going so far as to say the report is a made up pile of “garbage.”

Now THAT is a surprise.

Journalists are accusing The New York Times of publishing a bogus hit piece on former Texas Gov. Rick Perry Wednesday, with some going so far as to say the report is a made up pile of “garbage.”

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CNN President: Donald Trump Wants To ‘Delegitimize Journalism’

18th January 2017

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The president of CNN said Donald Trump wants to “delegitimize journalism.”

Too late for that — fake news organizations like CNN have already accomplished that mission. Trump is just pointing out that the Emperor doesn’t have any clothes.

In a recent interview with New York Magazine, Jeff Zucker defended his network’s decision to report on an unsubstantiated 35-page dossier that claimed the Russian government has comprising information about the president-elect.

And the fact that he doesn’t see the problem with that illustrates how clueless he really is.

“I actually think this was a pretty easy call in terms of its news value,” Zucker said. “The fact is, the top four intelligence chiefs of the United States decided to include in their briefing to the president and president-elect a two-page summary of allegations involving the president-elect. That is newsworthy by any definition.”

What actually happened was that they included it as an example of the sort of ‘fake news’ that Trump needed to be warned about in his daily news briefings, not because it was a Real Story. This was just an attempt to smear Trump, and it blew up in their faces. ‘Mommeee! Johnny hit me BACK!’

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Cliche Count: “Unbearable Whiteness”

17th January 2017

Steve Sailer does the count so that you don’t have to.

About 46,600 results.

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Intersectional Feminist Catfights Turn Me On

16th January 2017

Jim Goad clues us in.

“Intersectionality,” which I’ve previously referred to as “Cannibalism Among The Oppressed,” refers to the highly amusing tendency of leftist identity politics to devolve into petty pissing matches about whose group has had a shittier, more miserable history. In case you didn’t realize, the more of a historical loser you are, the more advanced and noble you are as a human being. When it comes to shuffling the Progressive Stack, straight white Christian males go to the bottom of the deck by default. But if you just happen to be a one-armed HIV+ obese transgender black lesbian with multiple personality disorder, you might as well be the second coming of Gandhi.

To their befuddlement, white feminists are waking up to the fact that they are being herded to the back of the progressive bus due to their shamefully inescapable whiteness.

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Kristol-nicht

16th January 2017

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There is probably not one issue that Bill Kristol and John Lewis agree on. Lewis is a partisan lefty who may be more of a dedicated Communist than Vladimir Putin.

Several years ago Lewis accused Tea Party protesters of spitting on him and calling him the “N-word” during a political stunt – the walk to the Capitol to vote for ObamaCare. There were cameras everywhere. The late Andrew Breitbart initially offered $10,000 to anyone who could prove it happened. There were no takers even when Breitbart upped the reward to $100,000. The reason Breitbart never payed out a dime is that John Lewis is a liar who’s reputation was built (and peaked) during the Civil Rights marches of the 1960’s.

And then there’s this reality, that while John Lewis may be a Civil Rights Icon™, Vladimir Putin is the head of a nation of 143 million with an estimated 7,000 nuclear weapons. And if Bill Kristol doesn’t respect that then who really has the problem?

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White House Reporters to ‘Fight’ Trump Team’s Plan to Limit Their ‘West Wing Access’

16th January 2017

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How? All they can do is complain, and they’d do that anyway.

The continuing saga of Trump living rent-free in DemLegHump Media heads….

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The Enduring Whiteness of the American Media

13th January 2017

The Guardian is the iconic left-wing publication in the U.K., honestly partisan in a way that its counterparts in the U.S. (New York Times, Washington Post) avoid.

This article is a good example of the constant obsession with race that has occupied the Left since the 1970s; ‘progressives’ find racism everywhere, much the way that Jonathan Edwards found sin.

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‘Not This White Woman’ Clothing Line Launched for Women to Show They Didn’t Vote for Donald Trump

13th January 2017

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Two women have created a line of clothing and accessories to rally home the message that they were not included in the 53 per cent of white women who voted for Donald Trump.

“We found ourselves wanting to tell people on the street, strangers on the subway, ‘it wasn’t me’,” they wrote on their website. “When visiting the Subway Therapy  Wall in New York City, Michelle added a sticky note that said, ‘not this white woman’. Karen and Michelle commiserated and collaborated and the idea of a t-shirt was born.”

The Left: It’s All About Race and Signalling.

“It’s hard to see how this really helps anyone or anything other than the conscience of the white women buying this sh*t. I’ll tell you, as a black woman, seeing that shirt doesn’t necessarily tell me you’re an ally or worth trusting any more than the sanely-dressed white woman next to you. It doesn’t tell me you understand intersectional feminism, All it says is you want people to know you’re not a complete asshole. The irony is, this shirt kinda does make you look like an asshole,” writer Kara Brown wrote.

I agree, although not for the same reason.

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Booker Breaks With Precedent to Testify Against Sessions – and Earns Republican Rebuke

12th January 2017

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Senators who have some complaint to make about a nominee have all the time in the world when the nominee is discussed before the vote to make their complaints public, so what is the point of ‘testifying’ at the confirmation hearing?

That’s obvious: He’s auditioning to be the next Magic Negro.

Like Obama he passes the paper-bag-and-ruler test, and ‘talks like a white boy‘, so he’s not too black to be electable, but he’s kept a low profile up until now (including working amicably with Sessions in the Senate) and so he’s got to start the Virtue Signalling process to get the Trump Derangement Syndrome celebutards behind him, money-wise, as well as the Crustian rich white liberals from his own party.

This surprises me, because I had assumed that the next Magic Negro would be Deval Patrick of Massachusetts, but Patrick looks more black than Booker and is raking it in at Mitt Romney’s old firm, Bain Capital, so perhaps he’s only runner-up.

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Golden Globe Coda

10th January 2017

John Hinderaker points and laughs.

I wrote about the Trump hate-fest at the Golden Globes last night while the show was in progress, based on a news account. (I would rather get a root canal than watch a Hollywood awards program.) Subsequent to my post, Meryl Streep went completely over the top with Trump Derangement Syndrome, for which she has been appropriately bashed non-stop for the last 20-odd hours. Still, crazy as Streep’s screed was, I am not sure she topped Hugh Laurie’s claim that he won his award “at the last ever Golden Globes.” Did he mean to suggest that President Trump will somehow decree an end to Hollywood awards shows? Not even Trump’s biggest fans are that optimistic.

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Trump in Everything: Golden Globes

9th January 2017

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You might have been under the impression that the Golden Globes was about theatrical performances, but you would be wrong: It’s about Donald Trump. (What isn’t, these days?)

This is why Trump keeps winning: He’s living (rent-free) in every Leftist head.

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What We Know About the Alleged Chicago Hate Crime Streamed Live on Facebook

9th January 2017

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Which is not the same as what the DemLegHump Media is willing to report.

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‘First Man in UK to Give Birth’ Finds Sperm Donor on Facebook After Pausing Transition to Become Father

8th January 2017

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You can’t make this shit up.

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Media Blames Truck for Palestinian Terror Attack in Israel

8th January 2017

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When a Palestinian terrorist drove a truck into a crowd of Israeli soldiers Sunday morning the headlines from major media outlets pinned the blame squarely on the truck, avoiding headlining the story as a terrorist attack.

We need background checks for truck drivers. (Will the truckophobia never cease?)

And maybe for journalists, too.

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Tucker Savages College Prof Refusing To Back Up His Claim That ’98 Percent’ Of Scientists Believe In Global Warming

5th January 2017

Tucker Carlson brings the heat.

Fox News host Tucker Carlson stumped a California college professor, who claimed that “98 percent” of the world’s scientists believe in global warming, when he asked the academic how he reached his number.

California State University, Sacramento, professor Joseph Palermo went on Carlson’s show to defend a Huffington Post op-ed where he argued that Trump’s administration shouldn’t be allowed to use Twitter since they believed “the science of global warming is bogus.”

Palermo said some of his remarks were taken out of context, but Carlson pressed him on the claim he made during the interview Wednesday night — that 98 percent of scientists believe in the science behind extreme climate change scenarios.

Remember the Three Laws of SJW: Social justice warriors always lie, social justice warriors always double down, and social justice warriors always project.

Palermo is likely referring to the oft-touted “97 percent” consensus that human-emitted greenhouse gases can cause global warming, taken from a 2013 study by Australian researcher John Cook.

Cook’s study has been thoroughly debunked by experts who found the actual “consensus” is scarcely 0.3 percent.

A survey of 4,000 meteorologists and other climate experts who are members of the American Meteorological Society (AMS) found about one-third of them don’t agree with the so-called global warming “consensus” that humans are the cause of the most recent observed warming.

Science: It’s not just for the Crust any more.

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Crazy CNN Panelist Blames TRUMP for Kidnapped, Tortured White Man — ‘That Is Not a Hate Crime’

5th January 2017

Read it. And watch the video.

I guess it’s a love crime, then. Who knew?

Featuring yet another fat ugly black woman. Where do they find them?

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MSNBC Anchor Wonders If Donald Trump Would Send Her to A Concentration Camp

5th January 2017

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Well, since we don’t have any concentration camps now that FDR is gone, perhaps we could send her to Iran instead; presumably, for a lesbian Marxist, the experience would be much the same. Unfortunately, since it would be Muslims, her progressive head couldn’t process it and would probably explode.

Either way, problem solved.

Isn’t it remarkable that most of the people whining loudly about how scared they are of Being Oppressed Under Donald Trump are people who Donald Trump would never even notice, much less be moved to do anything about? The guilty flee where no man pursueth.

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Who’s Trolling Who?

5th January 2017

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The Internet – or the portions of it that I frequent – has lately become somewhat exercised (and among my friends rather entertained) by the news that Simon and Schuster has a quarter-million book deal with one Milo Yiannopoulos, leading to much frothing at the mouth in certain circles, as noted at the Passive Voice

Of course, Passive Guy kindly links to the original Guardian article which – surprise! – wasn’t written by our favorite village person of alternative intellect or whatever the current approved terminology is. No, the Grauniad’s latest effort is by a gentleman who is apparently in charge of the Chicago Review of Books, and who wishes it known to all and sundry (can you say virtue signaling? I knew you could) that his eminent publication will not be reviewing any S&S books.

Presumably all the Grauniad’s readers know who constitutes “the literary world” – namely their august selves. There are some nonconformist souls who happen to think that the definition is a bit broader and includes all authors, all publishers, and even (GASP!) readers. Leaving this question of terminology aside, take note of the description of Mr Yiannopoulous as “America’s most infamous internet troll”. Five words. Damn near as many lies. He’s British, he’s not a troll, internet or otherwise, he’s not infamous despite having a certain amount of notoriety, and he’s certainly not the most infamous anything I can think of right now.

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Top Restaurant Critic Sparks Outrage After Writing a Zero-Star Review of Progressive Fast Food Restaurant

5th January 2017

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NYT restaurant critic Pete Wells wrote a scathing zero-star review of one branch of LocoL in California and has received a backlash as a result – some people have even canceled their subscriptions to the paper.

Part of the reason people have responded so strongly is that LocoL is a restaurant with honourable intentions – the idea behind the mini-chain is to offer good quality, healthy food at affordable prices to some of the poorest, most neglected neighbourhoods of the US.

Fans of the restaurant jumped to LocoL’s defence, arguing the critic had been unnecessarily harsh.

“Lovely takedown piece on a small company genuinely trying to make underserved communities better through food, innovation and employment,” commented one person on Facebook.

There is the ‘progressive’ mind in a nutshell (emphasis on the ‘nut’): If a restaurant is founded on Politically Correct principles, then it doesn’t matter whether the food is any good.

On the other hand, any tendency for someone at the New York Times to engage in Actual Journalism is good news. (As is anything that tends to get people to cancel their subscriptions, I say, but that’s just me.)

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Irony: MSNBC, Mother Jones, NYT Lefties Bemoan How No One Listens to Them Anymore

4th January 2017

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You simply can’t make this up. The mood was grim on Wednesday’s Hardball as MSNBC’s Chris Matthews, Mother Jones editor David Corn, and New York Times columnist Frank Bruni wallowed in how President-elect Donald Trump created a landscape where the news media is so distrusted that people might soon not trust movie times in newspapers.

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Academic Absurdity of the Week: Night at the Museum

4th January 2017

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From the abstract:

This article speaks to a post-human feminist museology. It argues that considerations of a feminist museology would benefit from engaging with post-human feminist dialogues currently unfolding within academia. Dynamic political landscapes and global circumstances challenge dualist paradigms. Theorizations of museums are not exempt from these challenges. Critiques of androcentricity indicate that feminist theorizations have never fully centred on “the human”, but always already contextualized how we affect the world, and how the world affects us. Discussions in this article follow Barad’s agential-realist theorization of the material-discursive practices that shape our understandings in and of the world, and Haraway’s notion of diffraction that engages the material and re-tools recordings of object histories as entangled human and non-human processes that can be taken apart and reassembled, making different possibilities possible. The article demonstrates that museological alternatives that emerge from conversations about entanglements not only aim to move beyond the paradigms they have been circling within for so long, but towards a re-thinking of museology and cultural heritage museums. Thus, considerations of a feminist post-human museology re-imagine museums as entangled becomings that make different possibilities possible.

Really — you can’t make this shit up.

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Celebrities To Congress: We Lost, So You Need to Do What We Say

3rd January 2017

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If there’s anybody more arrogant than a Democrat who just won, it’s a Democrat who just lost.

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Thousands of Women Knit Pink Pussy Hats to Wear at Trump Protest Marches

1st January 2017

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This is the famous SJW ‘virtue signalling’ whereby people of progressive bent do a token bit of ‘solidarity’ so that they can feel good about themselves without, you know, actually doing something.

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Why the Left Secretly Loves Trump

31st December 2016

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Forget all the wailing and gnashing of teeth by the left. That’s just for show. Remember that the left was never very enthusiastic about Hillary Clinton, and are not sorry to have seen her lose. Trump’s victory, however, provides the left with something much more important that patronage in Washington DC: it provides them with the supposed evidence to bolster their essential hatred and contempt for America, and endless opportunities to proclaim and parade their supposed moral superiority over their fellow citizens.

I’ve been waiting for concrete evidence in the form of a confession from a certified liberal source, and Slate has stepped up!

Four years of rope-a-dope, here we come.

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BBC Finally Admits Its Famous ‘Women Write Better Code’ Story Was Fake News

31st December 2016

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It’s all about the Narrative, Larry.

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Trump’s Sexual Assault Accusers Have No Known Plans to Sue, Remained Silent Since Election

31st December 2016

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Guess they realize that nobody was buying what they were selling.

We got your fake news, right here.

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2016: The Year of the Hoax Hate Crime

31st December 2016

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The 2016 year saw an explosion in “hate crime” accounts that turned out to be hoaxes. Many of those accounts were attributed to supporters of Donald Trump.

Of course. Because Trump is the New Hitler.

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KKK Leaders Allege Producers Paid Them to Fake Scenes in Canceled A&E Documentary

31st December 2016

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My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

When you hear the DemLegHump Media complain about ‘fake news’, remember what they do for a living.

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Professor: North Carolina Is NO LONGER A DEMOCRACY Because Republicans Win Too Many Elections

31st December 2016

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A notion so stupid that, in Orwell’s phrase, only an intellectual would believe it.

Considering the number of dumb-ass things that left-wing academics embrace, is it any wonder that Normal People disbelieve Global Warming basically because left-wing academics embrace it?

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2016: The Year in Blame Shifting

28th December 2016

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My favorite is blaming the Russians for showing us how much Democrats suck.

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A Political Party Named Desire

27th December 2016

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Since Hillary Clinton’s loss to Donald Trump in the late presidential election, the entirety of the Democratic Party has descended into its own Blanche DuBois madness. They have latched on to fantasy after fantasy on exactly how they were going to stop Trump’s presidency and/or cut off all future instances where a Republican could win the White House through the Electoral College.

And I do mean fantasies. Because every last one of them needs the explicit participation of Republicans. Every last one.

The whole issue of faithless electors needed massive amounts of Republican help.

The whole idea that an election thrown into the House would produce anything but a Trump victory needed massive amounts of Republican help.

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Supreme Court Freakout at the New York Times

27th December 2016

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The New York Times was once known as The Grey Lady. Today, a more apt moniker would be The Hysterical Bag Lady. The Times editorial board is home to the most immoderate, shrieking Leftism you will find this side of The Nation.

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Nate Silver’s Post-‘Nuclear Holocaust’ Electoral Map Goes Viral

23rd December 2016

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Hawaii has Pearl Harbor — that’s a Prime Target — so take this with a grain of salt.

You can’t make this stuff up.

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As Groundwater Dwindles, a Global Food Shock Looms

23rd December 2016

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National Geographic joyfully joins the ranks of TheSkyIsFallingOMGWe’reAllGonnaDie, women and minorities hardest hit.

I remember when it used to be about, you know, geography.

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Barack Obama to Dismantle US Register System Before Donald Trump Can Use It to Ban Muslims

23rd December 2016

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So Obama actually had a Muslim registry system (which Trump did not), and nobody thought it was any big deal.

Yet Obama is the Magic Negro while Trump is the New Hitler.

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Reality-Denier Rather Blasts Conservatives as ‘Reality Deniers’

22nd December 2016

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Well, presumably it takes one to know one.

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University of Michigan Student Fabricates Hate Crime, Claimed Man Threatened to Set Her on Fire

22nd December 2016

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Last month, a University of Michigan student claimed that she was walking near the university when a drunken man threatened to set her on fire unless she removed her hijab; she said that she quickly removed her religious head covering and was unharmed. But yesterday, police found that the student never appeared on surveillance tapes in the area, and determined that the incident didn’t happen. Ann Arbor police lieutenant Matthew Lige told Fox 2 Detroit that the student could be charged with filing a false police report once the prosecutor’s office reviews the case.

And the hoaxes just keep on comin’.

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WashPost, Daily Beast Mark Christmas by Attacking Jesus, Virgin Mary

22nd December 2016

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Well, after all, it’s what they do.

Everhart, a minister of the Presbyterian Church (U.S.A.), led her piece, “Our culture of purity celebrates the Virgin Mary. As a rape victim, that hurts me,” by setting up her theory about the apparent distortion of the Virgin Mary: “Church culture tends to be fixated on sexual purity year-round, but during Advent, I’m tempted to blame it on the Virgin Mary. After all, she set an impossibly high bar. Now the rest of us are stuck trying to be both a virgin and a mother at the same time.”

Presbyterians aren’t what they used to be, apparently. She probably things that TULIP refers to a flower.

Some levels of cluelessness expand beyond the power of language to express.

(Verily, Theotokos, we magnify thee.)

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Bummed About the Election? Finding a New Country Is a Lot Harder Than It Looks

21st December 2016

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A Voice of the Crust is down in the dumps.

My lovely wife Cassandra and I had very different emotional reactions on election night. Her fight-or-flight response leans heavily toward fight, whereas mine takes a third option wherein it gets sleepy and avoids talking. So when I got in bed at 10 p.m., I was surprised when Cassandra walked into our bedroom in full flight mode. “I know I’m being crazy, but just for me to be able to sleep tonight, I need to think about where we can go if things get really bad. I just need some sense of control, otherwise my brain won’t shut off,” she said. I mumbled something about checks and balances and Paul Ryan, but she cut me off: “You’d be one of those Jews who was put on a train and said, ‘Oh, fun! Camp!’”

Ah, well, Trump is the New Hitler! Off to Wherever!

I really do wish that these special snowflakes would Just Leave. Or at least Shut Up About It.

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MSNBC’s Chris Hayes Works Double-Time to Make Berlin, Turkey Attacks NOT Seem Like Terrorism

20th December 2016

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Voices of the Crust know on which side their bread is buttered.

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We Found 15 Celebs Who Threatened To Leave After Trump’s Win — Guess Where They Are!

20th December 2016

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The resemblance between Leftist celebrities and kindergarten children is more than just skin deep.

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