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The Mystery of White Rural Rage

28th February 2024

New York Times.

Paul Krugman is living proof that even a moron can win a Nobel prize.

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Monica Lewinsky: We the People…Demand More Amendments!

6th December 2023

Vanity Fair.

Why anyone would be interested in Monica Lewinsky’s opinion on anything under the sun is beyond me, other than the fact that Narrative media publications need eyeballs desperately and her name will inevitably attract them.

The article itself is merely a vapid regurgitation of every liberal talking point you’ve ever heard from a political class smarting from not being allowed to do what they want do, all within a Clever Plastic Disguise called ‘democracy’.

For all of her alleged vast ‘research’, it’s obvious that The Mouth That Roared learned absolutely nothing. The reason there aren’t any anti-insurrection provisions in the Constitution is because the Founders knew that people wouldn’t vote for a insurrectionist. The relevant provision in the 14th Amendment was put there because Congress realized that, in the South, that traditional logic would no longer apply, so it had to be stated. Everybody (except fever-dreamers for the Narrative media knows that the President can’t pardon himself, which is why no President has ever attempted to do so–and if he did his ass would be impeached so fast you’d think that the Concorde had come back from the dead.

I would encourage you to pinch your nose and read the article, just to see how stupid and venal our Narrative media can be. It is not a pretty sight.

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Serious as a Heart Attack: American Heart Association Sabotages Its Own Predictive Algorithm

15th November 2023

Steve Sailer.

Science used to be about making more accurate predictions, but now it’s about affirming dogmas even at the cost of more dead bodies. As we all know, Race Does NOT Exist Biologically. It just doesn’t. So therefore, doctors will no longer be allowed to use race in an algorithm predicting risk of heart attack or stroke, even though including race makes more accurate predictions.

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Fla. Sheriff Blasts Beachgoers for Ignoring Warnings

28th June 2023

NewsMax.

A sheriff in Florida blasted beachgoers for ignoring deadly rip-current warnings and harassing first responders after nearly a dozen people, including former NFL quarterback Ryan Mallett, drowned in the past two weeks.

Think of it as evolution in action.

Time to cull the herd,.

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Ousted Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot Has a New Job

2nd June 2023

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Lightfoot spent the end of her term managing the migrant crisis and criticizing Republicans who sent migrants to her city, which she advertised as a “sanctuary city.”

She also saw the homicide rate skyrocket nearly 40 percent since entering office in 2019, watchdog Wirepoints reported.

“I’ll share specifics about the way we managed the COVID-19 public health crisis,” Lightfoot said of her Harvard course. She faced immense criticism as mayor for her lockdowns and treatment of the pandemic.

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Chasing The Dragon

1st February 2023

ZMan looks at electric cars.

Recently, whoever owns the Dodge car brand announced that the brand would stop making sports cars in the near future. They will discontinue their line of muscle cars in favor of electric cars. Many other car makers have promised that they will soon cease making cars with internal combustion engines. Reminiscent of the Soviet five year plans, they are promising to be right with Gaia in five years. Like those five year plans this is unlikely to happen, barring societal collapse.

The main reason this will never happen is that electric cars are and always have been a stupid lie against practical reality. The stupidity lies in the fact that at the end of every green scheme lies a smokestack. There is no such thing as renewable energy so that leaves the only way we know to get usable energy, breaking atoms. The lie is that these new cars are better in some way. They are not. In fact, electric cars are inferior at all of the things that make normal cars useful.

This short post summarizes the more obvious problems with eclectic vehicles, but you could write a book on the topic. The cost of ownership is significantly higher to the user and even higher for society, if one thinks mountains of old batteries is a problem that society should mitigate against. Then there is the fact that they will forever be impractical for most people. The biggest problem is they will require trillions in infrastructure changes that will never happen.

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New Frontiers in Menstruation, Cont’d

23rd January 2023

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Minnesota Democrats are pressing on offense since Governor Walz won reelection and they took charge of the legislature last month. “Let’s go crazy” seems to be their motto.

Last month five contributors signed off on an op-ed column to the Star Tribune supporting their push for menstrual equity. Two of the five are DFL legislators — Senator Steve Cwodzinski and Rep. Sandra Feist. They were joined by “menstrual educator” Carolyn Handke, National Council of Jewish Women Minnesota executive director Erica Solomon, and Hopkins High School Student Elif Ozturk.

They support passage of the Menstrual Equity Bill (HF44/SF50). According to the column: “This bill will require all Minnesota district and charter schools to provide free menstrual products in all bathrooms, grades four through 12, ensuring access for all students who menstruate.” Their column concluded on this appropriately insane note: “In 2023 we must show our commitment to our women, girls and all menstruators in Minnesota schools….” All menstruators are created equal, or something.

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D.C. Activists to Rally for Brittney Griner fy Smoking Pot Near Embassy

27th October 2022

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Oh, yeah,  the Russians will really be impressed by that.

Do ‘activists’ have any idea how much they are undercutting their own cause by acting like spoiled children in public, inconveniencing the people they ought to be trying to persuade, and just generally acting like assholes? I guess not.

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How to Get Yourself Shot

16th October 2022

The Other McCain has a Darwin Award nominee.

Say hello to Steven Joaquin “Zhoie” Perez (a/k/a “Furry Potato”), a transgender YouTuber who specializes in “First Amendment audits.”

You may not have heard of this phenomenon: People who record videos in public places — post offices, municipal buildings, etc. — in order to test {“audit,” as they say) the police response. These self-declared are deliberately non-cooperative when confronted by law enforcement, refusing to identify themselves and sometimes insulting the officers who usually show up in response to reports of “suspicious behavior.”

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Only Experts Can Be This Dumb

10th September 2022

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This is really quite a remarkable video wherein Joe Scarborough says the Gospel of Jesus Christ is pro-abortion. How did we ever become this stupid? Mika looks on in awe thinking that Joe just destroyed the pro-life movement. It boggles the mind.

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Thought for the Day

3rd July 2022

You want inflation? I got yer inflation, right here.

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A New Kind of Comedy

26th June 2022

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A woman tells the cop who stopped her in a carpool lane she’s allowed to drive there because her pronouns are “they” and “them.”

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Chris McCandless Was a Moron Who Deserved to Die

18th June 2022

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Natural Selection works, whether you want it to or not.

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End Phase Phenomena

15th June 2022

ZMan does some anthropology.

Whether it is getting the gang symbols tattooed on your face, wearing an unofficial uniform or committing yourself to a way of life, every cause requires something from the members as a payment. This sacrifice is not only a signal to the other members, showing their shared commitment to the cause, it is also a form of advertising to potential members of the cause. More important, it adds a sense of value to membership in the cause. The members feel committed.

The people displaying their pronouns in their e-mail signature and social media profile are signaling their commitment by sacrificing some portion of their dignity. There is a noticeable discomfort in these people then they say “I go by they/them” because they know what they are doing is foolish. It is as ridiculous as wearing a flowerpot on their head, but that is the point of the ritual. They are making a fool of themselves in public as a way to show their commitment to this cause.

The same thing is at play when white people take to the stage and begin hectoring their fellow white people about racism. It is patently absurd for a white person to stand up and condemn their ancestors for being white or for the crime of having created a culture that is now called white supremacy. Some of what drives this is mental illness, for sure, and some is the “my fellow white people” act. Much of it, however, is the need for the adherent to show their faith by committing an act of lunacy.

Wokery As A Cult does make a certain degree of sense.

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Apple & Google Payment Systems Block Russians, Causing Chaos in Moscow Metro System

2nd March 2022

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Russians attempting to use Apple Pay and Google Pay found that their access had been blocked, causing chaos in the Moscow Metro system.

Oops.

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Beto O’Rourke Is Giving It Another Try, Now Running for Texas Governor

15th November 2021

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And why not? As long as people are willing to give him money, he’s got a profitable occupation, win or lose. And as long as you make the right Woke noises, there will be stupid people willing to give you money.

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Corona Psychosis

31st October 2021

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I didn’t tell him that according to the latest data from the NHS in the UK, the percentage of those who die from the WuFlu after being “vaccinated” is roughly the same as it is for the unvaxed. And I especially didn’t tell what the experts say all those boosters will eventually do to him after he’s had enough of them. I don’t tell any of my vaxed friends about those things — since they can’t do anything about it once they’re vaxed, why would I want to ruin their day?

I refer to my friend’s syndrome as “Corona Psychosis”. It’s completely irrational, recognizes no evidence that might contradict it, and is clung to with a ferocity reminiscent of a religious mania.

It should have its own entry in the DSM-5.

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Hiker Lost on US Mountain Ignored Calls From Rescuers Because He Didn’t Recognise the Number

26th October 2021

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Think of it as evolution in action.

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Man Accused of Shooting Down Law Enforcement Drone That Was ‘Harassing’ Him

14th October 2021

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A Florida man who is accused of shooting down a federal drone that was being used to search for a burglar has been indicted on charges of possessing a firearm as a convicted felon and destruction of aircraft.

Wendell Doyle Goney was formally charged after admitting to authorities that he had used a .22 caliber rifle to shoot down the Lake County Sheriff’s Office drone, which he said was “harassing” him, according to a news release from the Department of Justice.

The incident took place on July 11. Deputies from the Lake County Sheriff’s Office were alerted to a burglary at a 10-acre business property. A law enforcement drone was deployed to assist with the outdoor search but it was soon shot down from the sky by Goney, who resides at a neighboring property, according to the release.

Boy, he sure showed them!

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The Fawn Fire

27th September 2021

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A blonde lady Caltech forestry grad named Alexandra Souverneva, age 30 of Palo Alto, set the recent Fawn Fire that threatened to burn down the Northern California city of Redding because people told her to get off their land that she needed to walk across to get to Canada.

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We Need to Talk About Greenpeace

11th September 2021

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of your average citizen more than those it’s likely to be Extinction Rebellion. Utter these words to your average working-class Londoner and don’t be surprised if they start grinding their teeth or begin to show signs of a florid complexion.

Since the group re-emerged after a long hiatus in the wilderness — probably busy making hair shirts or shouting at petrol — they have tried every means at their disposal to raise awareness that we are living in a supposed climate emergency. Their hapless Dad’s Army approach to environmental activism managed to enrage and frustrate just about every sector of British society. From a blockade that obstructed newspaper printing presses to disrupting the travel plans of millions of fed up commuters, the group managed to alienate just about anyone who may have been receptive to their cause. Hyperbolic statements didn’t help either. Founding member Roger Hallam claimed “billions” will die if we fail to take immediate action. Rather than bring people with them, these ridiculous stunts and statements have had the opposite effect.

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Vacation in Afghanistan, Anyone?

16th August 2021

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A Swedish family went on a vacation trip to Afghanistan just before the fall of Kabul, and now they are stuck there.

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Texas Democrats’ Embarrassing Lawsuit Against Gov. Abbott

8th August 2021

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Twenty-two of the Texas Democrats who fled to Washington, D.C, to prevent a quorum in the state House have filed a lawsuit in federal court against Gov. Greg Abbott.

The lawsuit, which two of the twenty-two Democrats are disputing they signed onto, is embarrassingly bad.

The complaint does not include the usual section for “claims” or “causes of action,” so we have to sift through its pell-mell paragraphs to figure out just what the Texas Democrats are alleging.

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A Bison Bridge Could Bring Herds Over the Mississippi

20th July 2021

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The Bison Bridge proposes to repurpose the old bridge, which is slated for demolition, and turn it into a wildlife crossing so herds can roam freely between Iowa and Illinois.

Why? Why do we need to spend taxpayers’ money in a state that has millions of dollars in public pension liabilities to help fucking bison cross a fucking river? What did they do back when they had to depend on the Indians?

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Father Reportedly Takes 10-Year-Old Son For ‘Drive-By’ Paintball Shooting. Neighbor Returns Fire, Hitting Boy With Real Bullet

2nd June 2021

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A 10-year-old boy’s father allegedly took him on a fake drive-by shooting using a paintball gun, and was shot by a real bullet when a homeowner returned fire, the Miami Herald reported.

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21 Runners Die From Extreme Weather In Chinese Ultramarathon

24th May 2021

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Think of it as evolution in action.

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Plane Crashes Into Sea And Kills 2 After Gender Reveal Stunt Goes Wrong

1st April 2021

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A father-to-be was killed in February after a gender reveal device exploded as he was assembling it. A “smoke generating pyrotechnic device” used for a gender reveal party in 2020 caused a wildfire in California.

‘What gender is your child’?

‘Orphan.’

 

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Man Plunges To Death After Parachute Fails To Open

22nd March 2021

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

Think of it as evolution in action.

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Man Dies After the Tree He’s Standing Under Gets Struck by Lightning in Horrifying Video

15th March 2021

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Think of it as evolution in action. Who doesn’t know not to stand under a tree during a storm?

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Three Los Angeles Supermarkets Close After City Passes Mandate Requiring Groceries To Increase Employee Pay

11th March 2021

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That really helped those employees, didn’t it? Well done, Democrats!

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FDA Approves Fourth At-Home COVID Test for Emergency Use

2nd March 2021

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The agency in a press release described the Quidel Quick-Vue At-Home COVID-19 Test, the fourth one it’s approved since last November, as “another antigen test where certain individuals can rapidly collect and test their sample at home, without needing to send a sample to a laboratory for analysis.”

Good news, right? Right? Uh, no.

The at-home test will require a prescription from a doctor, for individuals suspected of COVID-19, “within the first six days of symptom onset.”

A PRESCRIPTION? FOR A SIMPLE TEST? A TEST DESIGNED TO BE DONE AT HOME BY AN INDIVIDUAL?

Is that not the most stupid, brain-dead, government-bureaucrat BULLSHIT that you’ve ever heard of?

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Father-To-Be Killed After Gender Reveal Device Explodes, NY Police Say

22nd February 2021

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That worked out pretty well, didn’t it? Perhaps the kid won’t inherit any of his defective genes.

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Two College Students Plummet From Roof While Taking Selfie

5th October 2020

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I’d refund their tuition and send them home. They obviously aren’t bright enough to attend college.

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‘The Dumbest Generation’ Grows Even Dumber

29th June 2020

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In 2008, Mark Bauerlein wrote “The Dumbest Generation, How the Digital Age Stupefies Young Americans and Jeopardizes Our Future.” Judging by events in the intervening dozen years (and especially in recent months), it appears that Bauerlein’s assessment was premature and perhaps even too kind.

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The Risk of Dying Doing What We Love

1st November 2019

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If you love doing something that could kill you, you’re a fool and deserve to be subtracted from the gene pool.

Think of it as evolution in action.

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Indiana Woman Found Dead With 8-foot Python Around Her Neck in Home Filled With Snakes

1st November 2019

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Rescue Operation Launched After Man Spotted Hanging Upside Down From 290ft Chimney

28th October 2019

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The man, who appeared to be shirtless, is thought to be hanging by one of his feet from the top of a ladder attached to the 290ft Dixon’s Chimney in the centre of Carlisle, Cumbria.

I’d be inclined to leave him there as an example to others. “You got yourself into it, dude, you can get yourself out.” But that’s me.

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Formula Two Driver Anthoine Hubert killed After 160mph Collision in Belgium

31st August 2019

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

Think of it as evolution in action.

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Man Dies After Taco-Eating Contest at Minor League Baseball Game

14th August 2019

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

Think of it as evolution in action.

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Novices Banned From Everest After Deadliest Climbing Season in Four Years

14th August 2019

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Think of it as evolution in action.

I think people ought to be encouraged to die on the slopes of Everest. It’s the closest to celebrity some will ever get, and it acts to cull the herd.

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British Astrophysicist Found Dead at Bottom of Ravine on Greek Island

8th August 2019

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Couple Embracing on Bridge Railing Falls to Their Death In Peru

8th August 2019

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Super Economy Class: Body of Stowaway Falls From Plane While It’s Landing at Heathrow

2nd July 2019

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A stowaway fell out of the bottom of a jet as it was approaching Heathrow airport to land on Sunday, according to NBC. The incident took place after a nine hour flight from Nairobi and the body wound up landing in a garden.

Metropolitan police said that the body was found in a garden in South London on Sunday and that it was believed to have fallen from a plane. The body has not been identified, nor has an official cause of death been determined.

We are not coroners, but we’re going to go out on a limb and say that if the authorities’ hypothesis is correct, the cause of death is likely going to be – wait for it – falling out of an airplane.

The poor guy was probably dead a corpse. Commercial flights typically travel at 30,000 feet, and there isn’t enough oxygen at that height to sustain life; Mt Everest climbers refer to altitudes above about 29,000 feet as ‘the death zone‘. Spend nine hours up there and you’re pretty much dead.

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Two Dead After YouTube Conspiracy Video Claims Drinking Bleach Cures Autism

21st May 2019

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UK: Mother Given Exemption Not to Wear Seatbelt Died After Going Through Windscreen in Crash

21st May 2019

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Canadian Tourist Dies After Thailand Zipline Wire Snaps

16th April 2019

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Jaguar Attacks Woman After She Steps Into Enclosure for Photo

11th March 2019

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Czech Man Mauled to Death by Lion He Kept in Back Garden Cage

5th March 2019

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France Plans 5% Digital Tax as Governments Chase Internet Giants

3rd March 2019

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I wonder how they will react when those companies say, ‘Well, I guess we won’t provide services to France any more.’

A core principle of economics is that you always get less of the behavior you tax, just as you always get more of the behavior you subsidize.

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Man Dies After Asking Friend to Shoot Him While He Wore Bulletproof Vest

14th February 2019

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

Think of it as evolution in action.

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