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Man Has Leg Amputated After Falling on to Railway Tracks While Playing Pokemon Go

3rd December 2018

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

Think of it as evolution in action.

 

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Drunk Driver Slept While Tesla Appeared to Drive Hwy 101 on Autopilot

2nd December 2018

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Makes you wonder how good the Tesla self-driving feature really is.

Note to self: Avoid California.

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Mom Accuses Southwest Airlines Staff of Mocking Her Daughter’s Name: “Abcde”

29th November 2018

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I’d say that they ought to mock the mother instead.

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How an Author Set Out to Write About Pirates – Only to End Up Kidnapped

29th November 2018

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Be careful what you wish for.

Some people think that reality is a Spielberg movie.

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Base Jumper Dominik Loyen Dies Jumping Off 330ft Cliff After Parachute Fails to Open in Portugal

23rd November 2018

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

Think of it as evolution in action.

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American Tourist Reportedly Killed by Isolated Tribal Members on Indian Island

21st November 2018

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

Think of it as evolution in action.

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Acosta Thanks Colleagues, Judge After WH Ordered to Return His Pass: ‘Let’s Go Back to Work’

16th November 2018

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I hope he’s not under the illusion that he’ll be allowed to ask any questions of the President, or that the President will pay any attention to him if he tries.

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Violent Crime to Be Treated as ‘Public Health Issue’ to Reduce Stabbings and Shootings in London

19th September 2018

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Oh, yeah, that’ll work.

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Teen Plunges to His Death at Nevada Fall in Yosemite National Park

7th September 2018

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Think of it as evolution in action.

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Live Like a Millennial Hipster …

19th August 2018

The Other McCain draws the lessons from the deaths of the hipster bicyclists murdered by ISIS.

Jay Austin had a master’s degree from Georgetown University, a nominally Catholic school where one might think someone would have taught him that evil is more than “a make-believe concept.” But all the money spent educating Austin and his girlfriend was wasted, as they learned nothing that might have helped them survive in a world where evil does, in fact, exist. Instead, they believed the treacly popular nonsense of dumbed-down Buddhism — all that stuff about life as the enjoyment of sunsets, thunderstorms and gentle breezes — that proliferates on the Internet.

Notice that this young couple were childless? Yeah, childlessness is part of the same cluster of values that defines the Millennial hipster lifestyle. They don’t want to have kids, they want to be kids. Childlessness enables childishness, but they rationalize this as a humanitarian do-gooder project by telling themselves that overpopulation causes global warming. They strive to avoid adult responsibilities as long as possible, so they go to grad school — a master’s degree gives you an excuse to postpone adulthood until you’re 25 or 26 — and they want life to be an endless vacation. “Let’s ride our bicycles around the world!” is the perfect Millennial hipster idea, especially when undertaken with the noble-sounding goal of proving that evil doesn’t exist and that your “fellow human beings” around the world are “wonderful and kind,” despite “holding values and beliefs and perspectives different than our own.”

Think of it as evolution in action.

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Husband Gets a Tattoo of the Wrong Wedding Date on His Finger

16th August 2018

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Another illustration of why tattoos aren’t a good thing.

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Hippo Kills Tourist Taking Photos of Wildlife in Kenya

12th August 2018

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

Think of it as evolution in action.

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Superstar Musician Robbed of Sickening Amount of Jewelry

10th August 2018

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A fool and his bling are soon parted. Stupidity can get expensive.

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Man Seriously Injured When Run Over by Friend’s Car

5th August 2018

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The victim argued with his friend and in an attempt to get his friend’s attention, he lay down in the street in front of a car the suspect was driving and was run over, Buttle said.

Now there’s a friend.

Let that be a lesson to us all.

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Man Chased by Bison in Yellowstone Park After Getting Out of Car to Taunt It

3rd August 2018

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

Think of it as evolution in action.

Unfortunately, he appears to have survived.

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Thai Reptile Handler Gets Arm Bitten by Crocodile During a Live Show

30th July 2018

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

Think of it as evolution in action.

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British Tourist ‘Dies Taking Selfie’ After Falling From Cliff Whale-Watching in Australia

23rd July 2018

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

Think of it as evolution in action.

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Woman Mauled by Lion After Entering Enclosure to Take Photograph With Animal

21st July 2018

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

Think of it as evolution in action.

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Brewing Company Offers Apology After Wanting to Name Beer ‘White Guilt’

20th July 2018

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Jeez, what were they thinking….

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Maryland Democrats Shocked to Learn Single-Payer Is Expensive

17th July 2018

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The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people’s money.

Wakey-wakey.

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Tom Steyer: Dems Who Don’t Back Impeachment Crusade Are on the Wrong Side of History

29th May 2018

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One of the fundamental proglodyte articles of faith is that history has a ‘right side’ and a ‘wrong side’, with them (of course) being on the ‘right side’. This is a notion that they got from Marx, and you would think that the failure of Marxist government everywhere would suggest that maybe, just maybe, they’ve got it backwards.

Loyal Trump Supporters Wait In Line For EIGHT HOURS Before Rally [VIDEO]  Looks as if the ‘wrong side’ has all the best songs this time.

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Man to Run 63-Mile Heart-Shaped Tribute to Manchester Bombing Victims

22nd May 2018

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Can you think of anything more pointless?

I suspect that it’s more about attracting attention to him than about the victims.

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Student Plunges 40 Metres to Death While ‘Taking Selfies’ at Cliff Tourist Spot in Australia

19th May 2018

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

Think of it as evolution in action.

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The Allbright: Britain’s First Women-Only Private Members’ Club Opening in London to Tackle Sexism in the City

21st February 2018

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Apparently the way to fight sexism is with even more sexism.

Uh, right.

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Drunk American Beaten Up by Passer-by After Performing Multiple Nazi Salutes in German City, Police Say

13th August 2017

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That sounds about right.

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Man With ‘DEVAST8’ Face Tattoo Says He Can’t Find Work

14th July 2017

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Gee, I wonder why.

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Woman Arrested For Drugs Appears Back In Police Station, Demands Drugs Back. Arrested Again

13th July 2017

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I swear, there’s something about ocean water that just makes people dumb.

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Teenager Recovering From Cancer Banned From High School Prom Over Lack of Attendance

3rd July 2017

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Don’t you just love that government-provided education? Don’t you wish we had a system like that in America?

Oh, wait, we already do.

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Rachel Dolezal: ‘I Don’t Identify as African American, I Identify as Black’

28th March 2017

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Oh, well, that’s all right, then.

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Liberals Are So Desperate to Take Down Trump They’re Paying Thousands for Fake Docs

16th March 2017

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A liberal activist desperate to take down President Donald Trump paid thousands of dollars for what turned out to be forged documents, revealing a willingness among Trump’s critics to believe almost anything that might hurt his presidency.

The Israeli flew to Rome in January to meet with an Italian businessman who promised him a set of potentially explosive documents on Trump in exchange for $9,000 in cash, reports Buzzfeed News. The documents appeared to prove ExxonMobil had secretly bribed the president to nominate Rex Tillerson as his secretary of state, and the man eagerly passed them on to Democrat operatives and journalists. But they turned out to be forgeries.

Hey, they voted for Bernie, obviously they’ll believe anything.

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Thought for the Day

8th March 2017

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Professor Under Fire for ‘White Genocide’ Tweet Blames ‘Violent Facists’ for Uproar

28th December 2016

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Let us contemplate the irony of a professor, who called publicly for ‘white genocide‘, complaining about ‘violent racists’. There are times when the phrase ‘totally clueless’ is completely inadequate.

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The Urban Games

4th August 2016

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This is the field of the baseball stadium built for the 2004 Summer Olympic Games in Athens, Greece. The stadium has gone mostly unused in the 12 years since the city spent $15 billion putting on the games. Its recent turn as a refugee camp, along with other Olympic venues in the city, has been a rare reuse of a very expensive structure built for a two-week event with seemingly little thought of what would happen after. Most of the projects Athens built for the Olympics have struggled to find a use after the Games, leaving venues barren and rotting. Notwithstanding Greece’s subsequent economic crisis and its current struggle to handle the refugee flow from various parts of North Africa and the Middle East, the Olympics have left Athens with deep and expensive scars.

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Pokemon Go: Man ‘Impaled on Metal Fence’ While Playing Game in Stockholm

25th July 2016

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A firefighter told the Aftonbladet tabloid the man had been trying to sneak into the stadium while he was playing the game.

Think of it as evolution in action.

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Pokemon Go: Two Men Fall More Than 50Ft Off Cliff While Playing Mobile Game

14th July 2016

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We are creating technology that weeds the defective out of the gene pool.

Truly, it is a great time to be alive.

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Two Tourists Plunge to Their Deaths in Peru in Separate Selfie Accidents

6th July 2016

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Think of it as evolution in action.

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Man Dies While Trying to Dodge Charging Bull at Spanish Fiesta

13th June 2016

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Think of it as evolution in action.

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Mount Everest: Third climber in three days dies descending summit

23rd May 2016

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Sanders: ‘Of course’ Sandy Hook Victims Should be Able to Sue Gun Manufacturers

17th April 2016

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And people complain about the shit Donald Trump says….

There is no logic that allows victims to sue gun manufacturers that would not also allow traffic accident victims to sue auto manufacturers (and dealers, for that matter), and I’ll let you imagine how far that would fly.

And, of course, that also ought to allow people who lose their jobs because of an increase in the ‘minimum wage’ to sue people like, ahem, Bernie Sanders.

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Felony Charge for Selling a Wisconsin Beer In Minnesota: Americans, This is Where We Live

11th February 2016

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Complete f-ing insanity from the outskirts of the Land of the Free, as reported by Minnesota Star-Tribune, about a former pair of publicans from Minnesota who will be going to court in March facing felony charges for selling Spotted Cow beer at the Maple Tavern in Maple Grove, Minnesota.

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Hardee’s Has a Devastating Response to Obama’s Minimum Wage Hike

2nd January 2016

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For more than a year, supporters of the “Fight for $15” campaign have sought to raise the minimum wage for fast food workers to $15 an hour, arguing that anything less would prevent them from being able to “pay [their] rent and support [their] families.”

As workers strike across the nation, some cities — like Los Angeles — have voted to increase wages over the next several years, while Democratic presidential candidates Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton have also made strides to do the same.

With these new requirements beginning to take effect, some fast food establishments have been forced to explore new measures in order to keep costs down, like these new additions to Hardee’s.

[Self-Serve Kiosk]

The new kiosks, which are automated and “self-order,” have reportedly already been installed in dozens of locations.

Thereby reducing the number of employees. Gee, you’d think that somebody would have predicted that … oh, wait….

It seems these new automated kiosks may be examples of what restaurants, unable to keep up with rising minimum wage costs, will be forced to resort to rather than hiring flesh-and-blood employees.

A bare-faced example of ignorant vote-pandering government policy that significantly harms the people it’s allegedly supposed to help.

If minimum-wage workers knew anything about economics, then they wouldn’t be minimum-wage workers. So looking to them for effective economic policy is Obviously Stupid. But that’s the way government is run these days.

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Justin Renel Joseph: Manhattan Man Sues Metropolitan Museum for ‘Racist Whitewashed’ Jesus Paintings

7th December 2015

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A man is reportedly suing the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York for exhibiting paintings portraying Jesus Christ as a blond-haired white man.

Justin Renel Joseph, 33, filed a lawsuit in Manhattan Supreme Court alleging that four masterpieces exhibited in the museum are the product of “offensive aesthetic whitewashing” in their portrayals of Christ.

He claims Christ had “black hair like wool and skin of bronze colour” and that, as a man with the same physical traits, he felt “rejected”.

At last, another candidate for the Full Frontal Stupidity category.

I’ll bet he votes Democrat.

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Non-existent Hate Crime Prompts $1 Million Diversity Initiative

21st October 2015

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The Daily Caller reports that the University of Delaware is launching a $1 million “diversity” initiative in response to a non-existent hate crime. The “hate crime” consisted of “nooses” supposedly found hanging from a tree on campus. But the police found, and demonstrated through a video, that the alleged nooses were just the remnants of paper lanterns from an earlier campus event.

No matter. One administrator said the mere thought that paper lanterns could have been nooses shows the school has a toxic racial environment. That will be $1 million, please.

‘Do something even if it’s wrong.’ is the ‘progressive’ mantra. If you can do it with taxpayer money, all the better.

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